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[Scene anervous-looking older man meets with a millennial in a darkened alley. Millennial: what's the target? Man I don't know if I want to do this Millennial people don't come to us until they've made up their minds Man Alright. Styrofoam cups Millennial: Six months and they're gone Man: Can millennials really kill styrofoam cups? Millennial: we can kill anything, but not cheaply. Man: I can pay. I work for a plasti- Millennial: I don't need to know and frankly I don't care. One of us will deliver a routing number to a Zurich account. Two billion euros, then we start Man: Al..alright. Millennial: It will be your last chance to reconsider. Once the money is processed you'll have no contact with us again Man I understand. It has to be done. Millennial: Then it's sealed. The cups will join chain restaurants and diamonds in the void Man: Thank. .thank you Millennial: We don't require thanks. Participation is its own trophy Source: brainstatic

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Dr. Jens Foell @fMRI_guy@mastodon.social Millennials are killing the killing industry THE SCIENCES Serial Killers Have Rapidly Declined Since The 1980s Since a dramatic peak in the 1980s, serial killers in the U.S. like Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer have been in decline for three decades. Experts have a few theories that can help explain why. ALT By Cody Cottier | Sep 27, 2022 7:00 PM Aug 05, 2023, 17:47 · Mastoot 1452 ★ 829

writeouswriter Concept: We Didn't Start the Fire, but instead it's listing everything millennials have supposedly killed potatopothole-aka-stickyfigs Plastic straws, diamond trade, breakfast, lunch, mayonnaise, Honeymoons, handshakes, 9 to 5 jobs. Relationships, exorcism, news paper journalism, Marriage, dates, and divorce, canned tuna, intercourse Credit cards, hotels, stilettos, NFL Chain restaurant business, saying "have a merry christmas" Real estate industry, private practice dentistry, Capitalism, napkins, hang-out sitcoms, bar soap. We didn't burn the world down, It's the fault of boomers, They're just making rumours. Source: writeouswriter 28,842 not...

TONIGHT: ARE MILLENNIALS KILLING THE JOINT REPLACEMENT INDUSTRY? OPERATION RATE PER 100,000 KNEE HIP BOOMERS 720 30 MILLENNIALS13 STATS PET PEEVE: PEOPLE MIXING UP COHORT EFFECTS AND AGE EFFECTS

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