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Data scientist compiles list of "Most Metal" and "Least Metal" words in English Most Metal Words Least Metal Words Rank Word Metalness Rank Word Metalness particularly 6.47 6.32 6.29 -6.16 6.09 3.81 2 cries 3.63 veins 3.59 4 eternity 3.56 breathe 3.54 beast 3.54 gonna 3.53 demons 3.53 ashes 3.51 3.40 3secretary 4 committee 5 university 6 relatively 6.08 5.85 8 approximately 5.75 5.69 10 employees 5.67 chairman 10 soul http://www.degeneratestate.org/posts/2016/Apr/20/heavy-metal-and-natural-language-processing-part-1/ "Least Metal" words, huh? Let's give it a try I am cleaning the house, speakers blasting Darkthrone, When my pregnant girlfriend sends a text to my phone Her Sumerian lecture had only just begun that our little f----- seemingly jumped the gun: As blood came out her c---, she went in a hurry To the hospital of the university I race there like possessed, rush to the reception Where a secretary gives me some direction Seeking that preggo witch? Your look gave it away You are metal as f---, let me show you the way: Follow the left-hand path; find room six sixty six If you're craving horror, you gonna get your fix." A man stands in the hall that she indicated He's the obstetrician; here is what he noted "Mom was flipping her s---, had to bind her real tight Regarding the baby: particularly light, Weighs approximately one f------ kilogram Birthmark on the belly (looks like a pentagram); On each side of the head, a m------------ horn Oh yeah almost forgot: THIS SUCKER WAS STILLBORN." I see the little corpse - it's relatively gross - Then I hear my girl tell the story of our loss I was spreading my legs, ready to miscarry, When a hellgate opened - it was f------ trippy! Satan, Chairman of Hell, and his whole Committee, In the delivery room - oh what a sight to see! The Prince of Darkness spoke, I remember His Word Came to pick up my son this one's an early bird! Well I'll just take the soul, you can keep the carcass Darling, see you later: I'll be back for your ass!" As the secretary brandishes an invoice, I start to crap my pants and I hear Satan's voice I made your wife my bitch, so you're the devil's cuck." Know that my employees always make a fast buck! CADborted - Fetality

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