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homunculus-argument My theory is that ghosts get their energy by sucking the oil out of door hinges. That's how you know a place is haunted. Because the doors creak, even if you've just oiled them. The ghosts suck the oil out.

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What the 1st amendment does NOT protect you from.

nonbinarypastels the first amendment protects you from the government censoring what you have to say and punishing you for it it does not require that people have to listen to you require that private businesses give you a platform for your speech (i.e. tumblr/twitter/facebook/other social media banning you does not violate your free speech) require that individuals give you a platform for your speech (i.e. a single person blocking you or refusing to respond to you does not violate your free speech) require that advertisers partner with your website protect you from having individuals boycott or protest you/your companylyour website protect you from having individuals tell you that what you're saying is wrong and full of s--- protect you from having individuals tell you to shut the f--- up protect you from any and all consequences of saying something controversial all of these things are not only NOT violations of your right to free speech, they are examples of other people exercising their right to free speech because- shocking as it may be-it's not only you and the people who agree with you who are afforded that right. #1ife advice 27 notes

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I can confirm the last part is true.

schrodingersnerd All or Nothing: what happened to the $5,899 or un All or nothing Web series A sitcom-styled web series about a pansexual and an asexual whom are roomates Kaye Abernathy Las Vegas United States $5,899 USD raised by 305 backers i've been crushed under the weight of what i know for the better part of 3 years now so for any seekers of truth out there, here you go Keep reading teamnowalls moongothica Tumbir users on poor people having to beg for their lives online: "Crickets* Tumblr users on some obvious scam riding on false progressivism: "Five grand plus*

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The only thing you need to know about one's gender is their pronouns.

genderfromtheblacklagoon To anyone confused about the "bazillion genders" nonbinary people talk about, here's an explanation: Ihey are not for you Listen, I honestly understand this confusion. I identified as cis until fairly recently and for a long time lI didn't get why people called themselves these genders that seemed pretty wild. The problem is that I think people misunderstand the intent of these labels. People assume that these are terms we're expecting you to memorize and if you ever call us the wrong one we'll riot. But that's not at all the point The labels we use to describe our gender identities are really just that-labels They're a way for us to identify our perception of our gender both to ourselves and to others like us. We use them because they make us feel validated because people are expected to have a word for their gender, and we use thenm so we can identify others like ourselves The point is, if you aren't cis, you don't have to understand these genders Gender is really complicated, and if you've only ever identified as the gender assigned to you, it's hard to get what it's like to have a nonbinary gender. The genders that people think sound "crazy," like ones that revolve around some feeling or are influenced by a wide concept, are still totally legitimate, because they're just words for how we feel. If someone feels like they're gender is like the stars, that's entirely their business When I say these labels aren't for you, I don't mean that you should ignore them I mean that they all fall under the umbrella term of nonbinary, and all you really need to know about a person's gender is their pronouns. If someone wants to tell you more about their gender, that's up to them. But otherwise, leave worrying about gender to us enbies

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Magic genres

barafurbear unfriendlyblackwitch: chorusofravenousangels: sexhaver what if magic was real but it was treated the way music is now with different genres and like “oh youre still into conjuring? thats cool ! guess. recently ive been getting into third-wave post-necromancy, it's some pretty heavy stuff what do you mean you've never learned FIREBALL, it's a CLASSIC "idk I'm not really into evocations." how can you not be into ANY evocations?" well, it's kind of dad magic, isn't it?" DAD MAGIC CASUAL MAGIC IS MY AESTHETIC Source: sexhaver 287,358 notes

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(☉_☉) just...

moltencalf I sincerely apologize for spamming you all with the Hamilton fanfic controversy but it's really giving me so much strength. It's been a while since we've had the kind of scandal that only Tumblr can provide (like the person who robbed graves the person who mailed their toe to another person so they could make a necklace of it, etc). This scandal is just so f------ good, you know? White American college girl pretends to be a nonbinary Chinese-Pakistani Muslim human-trafficking survivor AND their American WOC wife and they live in India??? And they suffered a miscarriage? And they both have HIV? All so she can scam people out of money and amass kudos on Archive of Our Own for her Hamilton HIV fanfic? And she does this for YEARS? And the person who uncovered it is doing it for revenge because the fake-HIV-fanfic writer made them delete a fanfic about Lin-Manuel Miranda and Thomas Jefferson as cannibal mermaids performing oral sex and unironically accused them of gentrifying cannibalism??? I mean, this s--- is f------ gold Source: moltencalf

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Only on Tumblr

Follow moltencalf I sincerely apologize for spamming you all with the Hamilton fanfic controversy but it's really giving me so much strength. It's been a while since we've had the kind of scandal that only Tumblr can provide (like the person who robbed graves the person who mailed their toe to another person so they could make a necklace of it, etc). This scandal is just so f------ good, you know? White American college girl pretends to be a nonbinary Chinese-Pakistani Muslim human-trafficking survivor AND their American WOC wife and they live in India??? And they suffered a miscarriage? And they both have HIV? All so she can scam people out of money and amass kudos on Archive of Our Own for her Hamilton HIV fanfic? And she does this for YEARS? And the person who uncovered it is doing it for revenge because the fake-HIV-fanfic writer made them delete a fanfic about Lin-Manuel Miranda and Thomas Jefferson as cannibal mermaids performing oral sex and unironically accused them of gentrifying cannibalism??? I mean, this s--- is f------ gold Source: moltencalf #only on tumblr 6,667 notes

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You have a huge bulge,that means you have huge nuts! Rip and Tear!

momfricker akemorph graatrunk sosyebabe What you got made fun of in school for? i went into american public school for 6th grade and i pierced someone's scrotum with a fencing foil that was missing the little rubber safety tip on the end by accident in gym and it was middle school so i was promptly nicknamed "The Nut Slayer and i cried until my parents let me move back to europe and live with my grandparents nutslayer is a powerful title can you imagine a european person coming to your school for 1 year, stabbing you in the ball sac, then promptly f------ back off to europe immediately afterwards. can you imagine being the bloke with the stitch in their scrote because of some mysterious foreign spherepuncturer In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ašcension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no eace; and with boiling blood he scoured the mbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... the Nut Slayer.

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Let Greg join

maghrabiyya aint when my internet drew a pigeon on ms p stopped working do you guys like it stopped wgeon on ms maghrabiyya i drew pigeon some papaya to eat 尼maghrabiyya I drew pigeon a friend he brings kiwi maghrabiyya crow brings a single cherry to the party because it was so last minute and this is all he had in his nest maghrabiyya robin was going to bring a slice of bread that she found in the park but she ate it on the way there just-a-useless-lesbian Can Greg come too?

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HEY YOUTUBE HOW ABOUT YOU STOP RECOMMENDING ME CUPHEAD CRINGE COMPILATIONS YOU STUPID FUCKS I DONT WANNA SEE FUCKING ASSHOLES MAKING FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE HAVING FUN THANK YOU

floofypancakes: paw-n-arts: suspicious-spirit: mx-corobo: theinnocentdovehasfallen: solareclipse0: mx-corobo: HEYYOUTUBE HOW ABOUT YOUSTOP RECOMMENDING ME CUPHEAD CRINGE COMPILATIONS YOU STUPID F---- I DONT WANNASEE FUCKINGASSHOLES MAKING FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE HAVING FUN THANKYOU THEY EVEN MADE A GIRL DISABLE HER COMMENTS BECAUSE THEY HARRASED HER OVERA CUPHEAD ANIMATION. I F------ HATE PEOPLE 132,858 views Like Dislike Share Downlo.... Add to LOPALU 51,314 subscr.. SUBSCRIBED Published on Oct 14, 2017 here is not a hint of a ship lol I just love these two your comments made me cry, and so l turned them off. I wanted to delete this videol This is just f----- up man. Wonder if those assholes are proud of themselves. Do these people really think they're hella cool by saying “woah this is cringe?? Gosh they even talk about how they should destroy or stop anything that they consider "cringy" in a fandom like it was a sect or something. Why can't they just leave the fandom alone? And then when someone calls them out they make the person look like the bad guy Imfao My friend who passed away in 2013, her art winded up in a Eddsworld Solarsands video. This caused thier sibling to delete all the art on her account. I hate cringe art videos so much. It's disrespectful. It's bullying. All this is doing is encouraging bullying and harassment. I feel like they should be banned at this point.

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The Tumblr Model

The Tumblr Model Tolerance Glorification Appropriation Fanaticism Intolerance LGB/Queer Transgender "I understand, you don't identify with how you were born, you really feel male/female inside. I'll fight for you." Trans people are so much better than cis scum. Trans boys are sooo hot, trans girls are way cuter! Who wants to be cis??" "I don't really identify with how I was born even though I'm comfortable in my body. I like cute bunself pronouns!" "Being transdoesn't require dysphoria, I am transtoo! Stop oppressing me, disgusting truscum!" "No medical help for truscum!!! Death to all truscum!!l Kill all trans men!!! "Pro-gay marriage! No more homophobia! We accept gay people!" "Gay relationships are so much better than straight relationships! Gay men are sooo hot! I wish I was gay!" "I am queer too!! It's not just LGBT, it's LGBTAIQKEIKFG+++. I am a grey-a "Gay people don't accept me into LGBT! Gay people are more privileged than me!! Gay men oppress me!" "Binary monosexual queers have it so much easier than mell F--- gay men!! ntic demisexual, stop oppressing me!" Ethnicity BDSM "I see, D/s is about trust. Subs aren't mistreated, they are taken care of Doms are responsible partners. D/s is about love!" Vanilla love isn't as deep! Dominants are perfect, Daddies are always gentlemen, Daddies will never ever hurt you!" "Being vanilla is so lame and boring! I want a Daddy to spoil me, I want to be a little princess! Not every sub always wants to submit!" "D/s is about tolerance, not control!! The submissive is really in charge. Stop telling me what D/s is, it is whatever I want it to be!!" "Control is abusel! Dominants are abusers! You're all tumblr doms red flags, abusers!!" "No more racism! More visibility for races other than white people!" "POC are so much better than white people! White people are boring, white people have no culture. Protect POCI" "If a POC tells you something, you LISTEN! WOC can't be wrong! Don't engage in other cultures, you're appropriating them!!" "F--- racist white scum, POC can't be racist! Whites shouldn't adopt POC children! Stay away from POC!!!" "POC who act white are trash!! Oreos!! Don't mix whites and POC!!" myragewillendworlds: Just something that's been on my mind. Tumblr has this specific way of handling communities. These are just the ones that come by on my dash, I'm sure there are plenty more examples First they start out nice, tolerant, willing to listen and learn. But they quickly become too nice and tolerant. Rather than simply accepting group X, they begin to overglorify them. They make them into something more special than people outside of group X, and coupled with their compulsive need to belong and feel special, desire to be a part of it too. In comes the appropriation. If they can't be a part of it, they'll make themselves a part of it, one way or another. And is someone in group Xnot acting the way their fantasy version of them acts? Call them out on it! They become so fanatical that they begin to talk over, or drive out the original people of group X. And then finally they manage to become so hateful, their initial tolerance has turned into cold, terrifying intolerance. Calling gay/trans men privileged over white straight cis women, telling t---------- people to die, purposefully triggering people they dislike into panic attacks, defending Muslims to the point of calling the attack on Charlie Hebdo justified. And sending death threats to anyone who dares to disagree. Being excluded from a group or community because you don't belong there is not oppression It simply means that group does not describe or fit you as an individual If you can't accept that, you have far deeper issues than your imagined oppression. Inb4 tons of hate messages and death threats. You know what I'm laughing at? All the f------ people proving this s--- right in the notes

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Source housecatinca Mach 12th 2014,346 17 am-13 hours ago HOW ABOUT 3. Gentl 76 soft mallets IJUST DON'T PLAY elsaieni Fun Story My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what enough for him So getting frustrated, I told my buddy "Dont play his tme Just fake i Our Band Director then sounded perfect To my readers p means qiet, pp means realy quiet. I've never seen pppp before haha On the contrast, T means loud·rd ㅠ probably means so loud you go I had ftt in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physicaly possible wthout faling off my char Me and my trombone buddes had r and he sat next to me and played so hard that he lel out of his The lengths we go for music Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stitmess of the reed means t only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probabilty of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiqutous clarinet shniek One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange litle commotion back in the buba section whispering and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other's hands a shhh dont ca attention to And although they did atract the attention off basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, wh gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, "All night, let's nun through tup to sectionA And here we are, cheerfully playing along sounding reasonably competent-bu everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players They dont come in for the first eight measures or so and then when they do come in, what we see is [stfed gggingl treeeeeeally deep brea COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasnt actualy been cued to stop The band director doesnt even say anything just looks straight back at the bubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture In unison, the tuba players defend themseves. THERE WERE FOUR FS FFFF is not realy a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of al mat 恣holywhy would you put it", a tuba part This is the best band post Everyone else go home Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece caled Florentiner Marsch by Juius Fucik, and we savw his which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until that is 24 fortes who the f--- does that Who does that? This guy. Take a good look- that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose Julius IdontgivaFuck More like Julus Fuckt WHAT IS THIS IV CHINA USTENING TO YOUR CONCERT BECAUSEGUESS WHAT THAT IS SEEN THE LAST TWO WHAT YOURE GOING TO GET F--- WAS THAT T WAS THE TROMBONISTS THEYRE COMING THERE IS NO ESCAPE Pyrozod's tags for this were too hlanious not to share 332,274 notes You noed to check out FUNSubstance.com

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