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The Demicolon Invented by a mad Andorran monk in 1422, the demicolon is a versatile (if a bit showy) punctuation tool. While a semicolon can only connect two related-yet-independent clauses, a demicolon can connect anything to damn well anything else it pleases. Then it calls all of semicolon's friends and leaves threatening voice- mails on their answering machines. Demicolon: connects an independent clause to another independent clause, a dependent clause, an adverb, a picture of a bear the planet Neptune, some buttons, your mother, ete Ph'nglui mglw'nath Cthu sleep tonight ha ha ha BOoM Modern usage: 1:"Grammar is not cool." 2. "Maybe this will change your tune 1: "I retract my statement. Please become my surrogate father"

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