McDonalds Employ explaining to Rick and Morty fans the reason for the absence of the "Sass"

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TO BE FAIR BATTLE BROTHER, YOU HAVE TO HAVE VERY HIGH PURITY OF YOUR GENESEED TO UNDERSTAND THE CODEX ASTARTES. OUR SPIRITUAL LIEGE'S HOLY WISDOM IS EXTREMLY SUBTLE, AND WITHOUT SOLID GRASP OF THEORITICAL STRATAGEMS MOST OF THE KNOWLEDGE WILL GO OVER YOUR TYPICAL SPACE MARINE‘S HEAD. THERE'S ALSO GUILLIMAN'S ENLIGHTENED OUTLOOK, WHICH IS DEFTLY WOVEN IN HIS GENETICS BY THE HOLY EMPEROR. HIS PERSONAL PHILOSOPHY DRAWS HEAVILY FROM KNOWLEDGE OF THE HOLY GOD EMPEROR, FOR INSTANCE. THE ULTRAMARINES UNDERSTAND THIS TEACHINGS; THEY ARE VERY LOYAL TO TRULY APPRECIATE THE WISDOM OF THE CODEX, TO REALIZE THAT IT IS NOT JUST WISE- IT GIVES GOOD INSIGHT IN THE NATURE OF VICTORY. AS CONSEQUENCES CHAPTERS WHO DON’T FOLLOW THE CODEX ARE TRUE HERETICS, FOR INSTANCE THE ENLIGHTENED WISDOM OF GUILLIMAN "With combat knife, boltgun, and grenade, the Space Marine shall assail his foe. The chainsword is the will of the Space Marine made manifest.“ WHICH ITSELF IS A CLEAR REFERENCE TO GLORIOUS MANLY HAND-TO-HAND-COMBAT, THE MOST HONORABLE FORM OF COMBAT. I AM CHANTING RIGHT NOW JUST IMAGINING ONE OF THOSE SPACE WOLVES, DARK ANGELS AND FLESH TEARERS SCRATCHING THEIR HEADS IN CONFUSION AS GUILLIMAN'S GENIUS UNFOLDS ITSELF ON THE GRAND THEATER OF THE GALAXY. WHAT FOOLS…. HOW I DON'T PITY THEM AT ALL AND YES BATTLE BROTHER I DO HAVE AN ULTIMA TATTOO. AND NO YOU CANNOT SEE IT. IT'S FOR THE VENERABLE APOTHECARIES´ EYES ONLY. AND EVEN THEY HAVE TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY ARE KNOWLEDGEABLE IN CITING THE CODEX ASTARTES (PREFERABLY IN HIGH GOTHIC) BEFOREHAND