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"I NEVER SAID SHE STOLE MY MONEY" This sentence has 7 different meanings depending on the stressed word ra laws-do basstrip whoa what omg the english language, everyone This hit me like a brick And people wonder why authors use italics and bold so readers understand what the hell is going on. Oops, I'm dumb I only found like... two? I never said she stole my money I never said she stole my money I never saidshe stole my money I never said she stole my money I never said she stole my money I never said she stole my money. I never said she stole my money. To clarify: I never said she stole my money. (Someone else did.) I NEVER said she stole my money. (I would never rat her out like that.) I never SAID she stole my money. (I merely IMPLIED that she stole my money.) I never said SHE stole my money. (I just said SOMEONE stole my money and never pointed any fingers.) I never said she STOLE my money. (She's just taking a buggerdly long time about paying back that loan.) I never said she stole MY money. (She stole money, sure, but 've got no horse in this race.) I never said she stole my MONEY. (But I'm pretty sure I had nuclear missile launch codes on my person because I am an idiot, and now she's standing next to the launch controls with a s----eating grin on her face and I'm REALLY a moron. But I'm still a wealthy moron, so that's okay?)

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