"Ted Cruz at the podium thinking about how to bury this p--- story" | Ted Cruz Zodiac Killer | Know Your Meme

Alt _Dept of Labor @alt_labor ted cruz at the podium thinking about how to bury this porrn story* Ted Cruz: I'm the zodiac killer

Share Pin Download More

Origin Entry: Ted Cruz Zodiac Killer

File type: jpg

Resolution: (555px x 203px)

File size: 21.1 KB

Ted Cruz @tedcruz There are some inaccuracies. Ben Shapiro O @benshapiro - 9h Important news: I have rewatched "Zodiac" and can definitively state it is the best David Fincher film. Show this thread 12:58 PM · Sep 25, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone >

Ted Cruz @tedcruz Follow US Senate candidate, TX Happy Halloween 11:38 am - 31 Oct 2018 2.580 Retweets 5.384 Likes

was he the when no zodiac killer one else was

View All 71 Images

More:

Face Swap

l used snapchat to face swap Ted Cruz and the Zodiac Killer. You make the call.

Pin

"I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn’t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it"

oooo Verizon 11:54 PM Tweet @SouljaHoward Roses are Red Harambe's in Heaven 3/30/17, 8:58 PM from Houston, TX 13.9K RETWEETS 21.1K LIKES Tweet your reply Home Explore Notifications Messages Me I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn't need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it Violets are Blue Michael Jackson sang Thriller verchameleon Source: notchicken 142,241 notes Apr 3rd, 2017

Pin

hope you guys get this one

TED CRUZ UNITED STATES SENATOR, TEXAS al ah y oute my da dt Lyin' Ted

Pin

He's Playing Us

CN 0

Pin

MY NAME IS TED CRUZ, AND THIS IS MY STAND, 「ZODIACA KIRA」!

Yikes. zion-el-paladinio MY NAME IS TED CRUZ, AND THIS IS MY STAND, ZODIACA KIRA

Pin

But what if there's "another* time traveller that does kill Trump and still hasn't committed the deed? Hmm? HMM?

deliverusfromsburb youngvenuz deliverusfromsburb because-im-freaking-greed deliverusfromsburb The fact that no time travelers have appeared to stop Donald Trump yet suggests one of two things: either he doesn't win the election or he does and the entire world ends. Or Ted Cruz was the time traveller, and his participation in the race is part of a stable time loop which leads to Trump becoming President Ted Cruz's uncanny behavior and appearance are actually because he is an alien investigating the exact reasons why Earth became a charred cinder in galactic federation year 20967234. He dropped out when he realized the answer and is now making arrangements to be beamed away before it is too late. unfortunately due to a mishap during the beaming process he is sent to 1960's northern california and is driven mad and thus becomes the zodiac killer which we all gave him the idea for in the first place (via theoppertunist) Source: deliverusfromsburb MAY 6, 2016 (12:37 AM) 86593 NOTES

Pin

Ted Cruz Zodiac Killer

Cruz HG Indianapolis, Indiana 8:43 PM ET REAKING NEWS TED CRUZDROPSOUT OF PRESDENTIA) RACE 383 761 52 5 SANDERS CUNTON 206.41852.9 47.1 TRUMP CRUZ KASICH は209 273704 37.0 58.327 67% 53

Pin

Zodiac Griller From Flavor Town

Pin

Ted Cruz the Bosmer

Ted Cruz RceModear ( birthsign Class l.evel Wood Eltf The Thief Zodiac Killer Health magicka Fatigue so/so so/so 63/165 Ti R1 NE

Pin

Patrick Knows What's Going On

Hey Patrick, what am I now? Uhhhhhh.. The Zodiac Killer? No, I'm Ted Cruz What's the difference?

Pin

Honey badgers, Gorillataur, the sun, Ted Cruz

WHO WOULD WIN? TWO HUNDRED STEALTH BOMBERS TWO HUNDRED AND ONE HONEY BADGERS WHO WOULD WIN? GORILLATAUR GUN WITHA GUNDED SWORD WHO WOULD WIN? 1 trillion lions the sun WHO WOULD WIN? 37 people Ted Cru:z Devid Ferraday Battilou Jensen Cocella Shephard

Pin

:O

CO O 15 hilarious facts only the zodiae kille will understand heh 0

Pin

Know Your Meme

Like Page 1.8M likes