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Nintendo Confirms Waluigi is Uncircumcised for Some Reason
Uploaded by Bears Banjo Sep 12, 2017 at 01:45AM EDT
purple luigi still has a foreskin nintendo confirmed not fake i promise
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![This is a conversation between Paya [LoZ BotW and Waluigi. aluigi: Waluigi time! Waluigi: Again Paya [Loz BotW: do you like earth wind and fire Waluigi: Waluigi likes fish aluigi: And beets. Paya [Loz BotW]: not what i asked but ok Paya [Loz BotW: i know you like beets waluigi Waluigi: Don't forget pickles Paya [LoZ BotW]: l've Link has been mario karting or whatever recently,, hav you met him Paya [LoZ BotW]: cant forget pickles Waluigi: Waluigi like fourth Link! Fourth Link has purple! Paya [LoZ BotW]: yes he does have purple! Waluigi: Do not like first Link. First Link is green, just like Mama Luigi! Paya [Loz BotW]: regular link has green like...somebody we know Paya [Loz BotW: he who shall not be named Waluigi: Mama.. Waluigi: Waluigi hate Mama.. Paya [Loz BotW]: boi me too Paya [LoZ BotW: youve got 20% more leg than mama you win Waluigi: Waluigi superior! Pava [LoZ BotWl: ves waluiai! Paya [Loz BotW: waluigi what are your thoughts on communism Waluigi: Waluigi support bicommunism. Only Waluigi gets everything! Everyone else is Mama... Paya [Loz BotW]: wah-t about me Paya [LoZ BotW]: do i get anything Paya [LoZ BotW]: are we not friends Paya [LoZ BotW]: w-waluigi. Waluigi has left the conversation.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/250/084/acc.png "Waluigi's New Friend (PART THREE)")
![This is a conversation between Paya [LoZ BotW and Waluigi. Waluigi: WAH! Paya [LoZ BotW]: OH F--- YEAH Paya [LoZ BotW]: WAH Waluigi: Waluigi Time! Paya [LoZ BotW]: GIRLS HIT UR WALUIGI Paya [Loz BotW]: DONT BELIEVE ME JUST WAH Waluigi: WAH! Paya [Loz BotW]: WAH Waluigi: Uptown Funky WAH! Uptown Funky WAH! Paya [LoZ BotW]: UPTOWN FUNK YOU WAHF Waluigi: So, do you want to hear about Waluigi eating a biblical beet, resurrected as a pickle or my male lesbian girlfriend? Paya [LoZ BotW]: god Paya [Loz BotW]: both Waluigi: Waluigi has had many strange adventures on Shamchat. One of the first was when I met a beet. Paya [LoZ BotW]: OH boi Waluigi: The beet began to quote the Bible, but Waluigi was hungry so Waluigi ate the beet Paya [LoZ BotW: good job waluigi im proud of you Waluigi: The next conversation I had was with a pickle who said that he was the reincarnated beet, and told Waluigi not to eat him. Waluigi ate him. Paya [Loz BotW]: F--- IT UPPPPP WALUIGI Paya [Loz BotW: you show that beet whos boss Waluigi: Another adventure I had was when I found a male lesbian. He asked if Waluigi was single, and Waluigi said no. Waluigi like male lesbian, so we WAHed together and now he's my girlfriend Paya [Loz BotW: waluigi you cheated on someone Paya [LoZ BotW]: you f------ prick Waluigi: Did Waluigi cheat on all my fans? Paya [LoZ BotW]: lived up to your "next time...l CHEAT" thing Waluigi: Waluigi has so many relationships, Waluigi can't even remember who all Waluigi is dating and WAHing with. Paya [LoZ BotW]: waluigi u a mess Waluigi: Waluigi know... Paya [LoZ BotW]: waluigi you need help, see a therapist about your relationship issues, im worried abt you](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/250/078/325.png "Waluigi's New Friend (PART ONE)")
