"My dearest Callie and Marie -(STOP)- On a research trip to the cape with Agt 3-(STOP) May be late, but left dinner in fridge -(STOP)-"

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......I got nothing to say about this.

3P カエ This looks to be a thesis on the massive weaponry employed by the Octarians. Specifically, this research shows how sentient tentacles are implanted in their machines as a means of control. This science is at least 15 years ahead of the rest of the world!

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How to make any evil lair look good: a tutorial by Callie

"Do you ever think, Man, this place is UUUUUUUGL! My evil lair could use some pizazz!? Well, just whip out some sparkly fabric and tape, and get your decorate on! It looks great, feels great, and it's fun! Cive it a try, and stay fresh!"

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Damn. Despite all her cheery attitude and such, she really misses Marie.

"Hey, squidkids! It's me Callie! O It's been so long since l've Written a proper blog post! <:2 :2 Being on my own like this, I've got time to think, but sometimes I think too much! (>-<;) But I'm really psyched for filming today! Stay fresh ω')"

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Fame must be tough when you don't have your cousin around with you

"Pandemonium ensued when pop star Callie was spotted at the airport by fans after wrapping up filming for her upcoming TV drama in New Sardine. She smiled through it all, but its clear to this reporter that the pressure of fame is getting to her."

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I guess there's more than 24 hours in the Splatoon universe.

"Don't miss Problem Solved: Studying with Marie! on SBS this Thursday night (and every week thereafter!) at 25:00 sharp! Tune in for a few study tips and a whole lot of procrastination!"

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Doesn't that frying pan kill you in one hit?

19 Salmonids are known to keep their weapons in tip-top shape. The fryjng pans they wield have often been passed down from generation to generation. Vou can see the unwavering pride of these fierce warriors in their (somewhat crazed) eyes.

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That explains why Salmon Run is a thing

This appears to be a painting from the Middle Ages. It depicts a great migration of salmon said to occur once every 70 years.

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Suddenly a Splatoon version of the Bible, I think

"When smoke rises from the seven rings, The pinkfish will emerge from the sea, devouring all the creatures of the land." -The Book of Madai, chapter 10, verse 10

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An ad for Salmon Run

16 NOW HIRING EGC COLLECTORS No experience required! All ages and backgrounds welcome! A fun way to make some quick G! Grab a friend and join up together!"

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What kind of band name is Wet Floor

"Don't slip up and miss the new album by Wet Floor, on sale now! Their style changes like the shifting tides of ink in a battle. Full color or monochromatic, smooth or staccato, or lush and dripping with sound, it's ROCK for a new generation!"

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Research about Inkling ink

14 PIL 0.0 The latest research has produced startling revelations about Inkling ink! Once thought to simply disappear after a while, nkling ink is actually rapidly disintegrated by airborne microbes!

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"Callie's been watching a little too much Jojo"

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