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THIS PLANT GOT ALL WET! IT'S COMPLETELY USELESS NOW! THIS LIVING THING, WHICH PRODUCES ITS OWN NOURISHMENTS THROUGH SOLAR ENERGY, GOT COVERED IN A SUBSTANCE OF THE LIQUID STATE OF MATTER! THE LIVING THING IS PRESENTLY IN A STATE WHERE IT IS INCAPABLE OF BEING UTILIZED FOR ANYTHING! THIS LIVING ORGANISM, WHOSE CELLULAR STRUCTURE CONSISTS OF A RIGID EXTERIOR FOR GROWING UPRIGHT A LARGE CENTRAL VACUOLE FOR STORING THE H20 THAT S NECESSARY FOR SURVIVAL, AND PLASTIDS SUCH AS C THAT CONTAIN THE CHLOROPHYLL NECESSARY FOR THE ABSORPTION OF SOLAR ENERGY THAT GETS CONVERTED INTO CHEMICAL ENERGY VIA PHOTOSYNTHESIS, WAS SATURATED IN A VARIATION OF THE STATE OF MATTER THAT CONSISTS OF PARTICLES THAT ARE HELD IN A FIXED POSITION BY INTERMOLECULAR FORCES, YET HAVE ENOUGH THERMAL ENERGY TO MOVE AROUND FREELY. THE OCCURRENCE IN QUESTION HAS CONTRIBUTED TO THE PREVIOUSLY REFFERED TO LIVING ORGANISM NEWLY ACQUIRING THE STATUS OF HAVING ABSOLUTE INEFECTIVITY IN OPERATING ANY SORT OF PURPOSE, OBJECTIVE OR SERVICE

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Well f--- my donkey.


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