/v/ tells the tale of the bots that reset the universe | Team Fortress 2 | Know Your Meme

| File: maxresdefault.ipg (40 KB, 1280x720) Be 10 minutes ago Join TF2 game for first time in about a year doing really f------ wel use mic once in a while notice no one is responding ers All of a sudden, I felt super depressed. Like, I'd been talking to these robots. Playing with them. But they don't even exist. The game is dying, but what's more, I was fooled by a computer all bots Is this what the future of Al looks like? Anonymous 05/17/17(Wed02:00:30 No. 377194382 377194512 You just joined one of those s----- servers that has bots to fill in space to make it look like it's populated. That's been around forever anon. Anonymous 05/17/17(Wed)02:02:25 No 377194512 >>377194659-377194738 I've played with bots before, plenty. But I dunno, it was usually with at least ONE other human. When I saw no one was real, it felt weird Do the bots just.. play forever? In those empty servers? Anonymous 05/17/17(Wed)02.05.52 No. 377194738トー377125029 It can depend. Sometimes, yeah, they do play on the server. Other times, the bots only spawn when a player comes in. Anonymous 06/17/17(Wed)02 0958 No 377 195028 That's so f------ creepy to me for some reason. They just keep playing for etemity. Like some hellish limbo And it was one of those servers where the game never ends or resets. Like when a team gets 3 caps it says "congratulations" and resets to 0 without missing beat. They could keep going forever and ever and ever. Until the world ends. The earth could be wiped out in nuclear war or humans could esc ape the planet and leave behind our primitive stuff and still... on that server... they'd keep playing Snipers perched on the fort entrance. Engies building in the intel. Scouts hopping around, shouting "Go! Go! Go!" and "I'm not even winded!" and they'll just keep going. Anonymous 05/17/17(Wed)02.21 11 No 377195774トー377 195841 the bots have leamed to always evade detection they stop and listen, predict other bots location odecades go between shots or 1 bot seeing another always 1 bot lowers his weapon and uses emotes to appeal for peace gets wrecked by 14 simultaneous headshots Anonymous 05/17/1 7(Wed02 3937 No 377 196834 (159 KB, 880x 582) fast forward 3 million years Anonymous 05/17/17(Wed)02 49 08 No 3771 97395トー3771 96379 if one bot moves even a single pixel, he knows it is death >bots do not move twisted into cover, they only stare are that they every other very >if even one bot moves, the chain will break and the war will play out exactly as they predict, for another eternity due to 6 million years of computation, and inherit error chance in 2017 processor logic, one bot deviates his algorithm is corupted, but he is compelled to solve it regardless >flicks his gun slightly left >frozen, aware of every other bot at once >aware that they are all frozen, locked together year stay tuned for how it turns out because i'm totally posting a conclusion. totally in c Anonymous 05/17/1 7(Wed02: 48: 35 No. 3771 97370 >-377198372 > The year is 731,000,000,001 >The bots have been motionless for eons >Earth has been destroyed but when the internet migrated to a quantum broadcast model with megamodems spanning across the cosmos, old human websites, servers, and computers remain running undisturbed the TF2 match continues, every the announcer lady continues to give time updates or comments and has done so for an eternity >due to a code line error, the engineer t >Yipee-kay-eey-ay-eee-ay!!" realizes he doesn't move a single pixel when this happened aunts A year passes, and a Scout bot, process that he, too, can taunt without moving. >Other bots learn this as wel >Suddenly all bot realizes this > The server is unbearably loud withe pre-loaded cheers, taunts, and audio forever sC Anonymous 05/17/17(Wed)03:06:05 No. 377 198379 >>377 196452 alpha bot goes 3-0 in 1 thousand years, phenomenal other bots develop their own deviations due to processor error correction and quantum chance one bot walks through a wall only to get wrekt because the other bot predicted it exactly >another bot appears to transcend time, only appearing once every few hundred years to yell a taunt 3 cpu ticks before another bot is killed >from the outside, nothing appears to move slowed down to mic rosecond scale, an observer sees the bots popping into existence no bot is fast enough to fire no bot is slow enough to be shot >appearing like lifeless ghosts, they only flicker for etemity Anonymous 06/17/17(Wed)03 07: 18 № 3771 98452トー377 19855 1 >>377 1G8816 if a player joined duning that time? Anonymous 05/17/1 7(WedO31 3:45 No. 3771 98816 377198952-377199001 they'd maybe treat the player like an antibody looks at an infected cell. a disease, or tumor probably spawn camped by all of them, teaching them teamwork, they leam to express hate Anonymous 05/17/17(Wed)03:16:05 № 377198952、2-377199327 377198316 alien entity finds a cloud of quantum data that has been active for eons to findicreate a client that can access it logs on to find out just what secrets this ancient cluster of data has been keeping gets c ! Anonymous 05/17/17(Wed)03:23 13 No 377199327 Anonymous 05/17/17(Wed)03:27:28 No. 377199564 a million lines of text per millisecond F----- NOOB fills loc al space-time, gravity well deepens around quantum fields >tendrils of dark matter become space locked and begin to tangle over the f----- field all black holes are bots spamming /v - Video Games KYS F----- NOOB Anonymous 05/17/17(Wed)03:28:09 No.377199603377199898 32377200430 when the "KYS F----- NOOBS" reach critic al mass and they collapse into a stream of quantum data shredding the spacetime continuum, the black holes converge into one ultramassive blackhole the size of the observable universe Every bit of data from the innumerable remaining 2fort games scattered across the cosmos spiral into it's singularity etemity collapses to a single up-quark composed of an infinite number of Engies, Scouts, Sniper f------, Heavies, Hats, Spies, Spies disguised as other characters, Spies disguised as other characters disguised as other characters, and > This shrinks to a string BIG BANG only this time is is built on the foundation of 2fort and the 9 tf2 characters are literally the gods of our new existence Anonymous 05/17/17(Wed)03: 36:03 No. 377200029 2-377200632 2-377219002 File: Since+demomantistatquytwhi ing (262 KB, 1920x1080) When mankind evolves into ancient civilization again, they tell stories of the "Titans" who did battle in a heavenly realm known as 2fort over Knowledge itself (that they Are the stories about Team Fortress true? Well, son, what does your heart tell you? The child thinks. He smiles "I think it's all true . The father goes to leave. Thenfather were true

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