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CRACKED COm The Hipster TRRNSLATOr What They Say vs. What They Mean What They Say What They Mean Meditation is the best exercise. Prepare for disappointment when I take off my shirt. I don't and wish I was more mysterious I have "issues." I'm agnostic. It's, like, arrogant to think you know the face of the universe, you know? Do you believe in God? I know lots of bands you've never heard of Check out this song I am a person of strong conviction and weak bowel Is this vegan? moveme nts. This is your chance to ask me about either. I found the perfect Urkel glasses and I couldn't resist I'm near-sighted. I like your jeans. I don't like your jeans Your neighborhood was cool before it got gentrified. If my parents knew how often I get mugged, they'd stop paying my rent. Do you have any canned Pabst? Can you take a picture of me drinking it? Do you have any beer? I don't believe in 'labels I do, and mine is 'hipster. I got this at American Apparel for $99.99 I got this at Goodwill for $1.00 John Steinbeck is my favorite writer Of Mice and Men was the only book I actually read in 12th grade English. I don't have a TV I think I'm better than you I ca n't remember the last I think I'm better than you. time I shaved. I have 'Whatchu talkin' ‘bout, Willis? tattooed on my ass. I think I'm better than you I don't have any Republican friends. I think I'm better than you Cars are bad for the environment. I'm poor and car-less, yet still think I'm better than you. Would you like ries with that? I think I'm better than you.

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