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Translation via Danbooru
Kirby: The Nintento Switch is finally out!
Meta knight: eaaaah!
King Dedede: I want one but they weren't selling it…
Kirby: Oh my gosh, a Kirby game being released as a launch title…!
Meta knight: Really!?
King Dedede: The long-neglected Kirby franchise!?
Kirby: …would sure be nice.
King Dedede: …Waddle, my hammer.
Waddle dee: 'ere
One second before being killed
I've become aware of the quality of Zelda's butt.