Notes:

Long ago in a PEAR-LESS land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting PEAR OF DARKNESS, unleashed an unspeakable FRUIT SALAD!
But a foolish Samurai warrior wielding a magic PARING KNIFE stepped forth to oppose me.
Before the CUT was made, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my FRUIT is law!
Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the PEAR that is Aku!
-some guy on dA