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し. Anonymous 11/21/16(Mon)10:54:53 No.87836 154 ile: 1475090858765pna (47 KB, 294x300) 2287830050 >>87835579 >287836718 THE I'll take a crack at it > Friend's with my crush's roommate > Mostly so I can get closer to him > His roommate obviously has a crush on himm >They're going to the dance together, can't have these lovebirds realizing their feelings Invite Star to a b------- seance so she won't be able to go to the dance > It works, she ditches him for the seance >all_according_to_keikaku.jpg > Suddenly, my crush's crush asks him to the dance instead > Heart sinks, he's happier than Ive ever seen him > KEKED.mp3 > Go to Star's house to prepare for dumb clown seance > Hide in the bathroom while Marco takes a shower > He starts doing his little ritual to prepare for his date > Holy f--- he's cute > Suddenly steps right next to me and trips over me >Oh f---, he just caught me watching him f------ showering, what the f--- do I do now > Luckily Star pops up too to distract him > Man she's got it bad > pot_calling_kettle_black.tiff > In all the confusion Marco's spilled cologne all over his butt > "Man now I got cologne all over my backside" > Oh I know what will defuse the tension > Slap his ass > The brief moment of contact my hand has with his butt seems like an eternity in which I can truly contemplate the depths of my immediate regret and shame > Oh god, he's looking at me like he's considering legal action >"A-ain't nothin wrong with that!" I screech > The horror in his eyes bores a hole straight into my soul >I can only roll with it, I am already dead > "S-smells good..." > lean in close to him and sniff > Feel a thousand gypsy ancestors screaming at me across space and time, "WHAT THE F--- IS WRONG WITH YOU?! > Later Marco's date shows up > Can barely stand to look her in the face > As they head out I tell her to smell his butt > The rage in his eyes tells me he's still considering a sexual harassment suit > tw cant do the seance right because Star's jealous about Marco thw fall asleep in a grave and mauled by rats >tw at least I got to touch his ass

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