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File: 1392711433719.ipg-(14 KB, 269x187, so long gay bowser.jpg) 囗 Anonymous 02/18/14(Tue)03:17 UTC-5 No. 232192613 Replies: >2232193292>-2 Can we have a vidya stories thread? >at friends house for sleepover >we played super mario 64 all night long >I really liked the boss fights with bowser because of the way mario throws him >in the morning neither of had slept but we are still playing >his family is awake now and going about their morning routines friends cat comes by me and starts rubbing against me >look at cats tail remember bowser boss battle >get a great idea sthink it would be hilarious if i threw my friends cat like mario throws bowser >grab cats tail, stand up >cat claws at me and makes hissing noises >start spinning >cat can no longer attack me due to centripetal force >friend yells out what the f--- are you doing > some of his family comes into the room get nervous and embarrassed >maybe if i finish the joke they will all laugh and think im funny >start spinning faster >friends dad and friend try to approach me and take the cat away from me >maximum velocity reached >scream SO LONG GAY BOWSER and let go >cat flies into drywall and hits a stud behind it >breaks neck and dies on impact >everyone is speechless friend goes to his cat and yells that its dead and starts crying everyone starts crying or yelling >mom called (my parents are divorced) to take me home >put on medication and forced to attend therapy for a long time >never saw friend again whats your story >> □ Anonymous 02/18/14(TueO3:25 UTC-5 No.232193292 I am literally speechless

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