X - Wheel of Fortune

Notes:

If there is one character that represents the coming and going of cycles, and the good and bad they may bring, it is Patches. Every player and character on will have noticed Patches is the ever-spinning wheel of uncertainty represented on this card. Wherever the wheel will stop will most likely depend on what will benefit Patches the most, with very little regard to the rest of the world. However, since it is up to us to deal with the situations life presents us, every encounter with Patches is an opportunity to see the good in the bad, and viceversa. In doing so, some will win a new ally in him as did Greirat, or a life-long enemy who would pry your every belonging from your cold, dead corpse. Perhaps the two shotels Unbreakable Patches has available for sale belong to a poor soul who met an untimely death?

Patches has been iterated in multiple times across multiple franchises, so this card breaks the mold established by previous cards and enters meta territory. In this card we have Patches the Hyena, Trusty/Unbreakable Patches and Patches the Spider at the forefront, guarding the force of nature– the spinning wheel that he is.

Long live this beautiful bastard.