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prokopetz The fun thing about Stephen King is that completely literal descriptions of Stephen King plot twists that actually make sense in context are 100% indistinguishable from shitposting about Stephen King Like, remember the time a kid killed a train by telling it a joke? Or the time the Grim Reaper turned out to be three dwarves in a trenchcoat? Or the time the protagonist escaped into the real world and kicked Stephen King's ass? an-actual-stone They stopped a mind controlling alien from pollut- ing the towns water supply with its parasites by having two guys who somehow always had mental powers shout bacon sandwiches into his mind prokopetz There's one where the villain turns out to be an evil dog who lives in a camera buckyayo50 There's a short story where a painting kidnaps a prokopetz Ooh, or how about the one where they travel back in time and fight Pac-Man? Source: prokopetz #literature #stephen king #ste 301 notes

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