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What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
Uploaded by PatrickBateman96 Feb 22, 2017 at 11:38PM EST
Origin Entry: Guy Tries to Impress Girl
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![Girl: I'm a History major Guy: [tries to think of something to impress her] l use ancient meme formats](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/462/935/a33.png "Ancient Format")
![her: i really like italian food me: [thinking how to impress her] me OW](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/433/770/a36.jpeg "When She LOVES Italian Food")
![Her: Olive Bread Me:[Thinking of something to impress her]](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/419/490/6f0.jpg "Olive bread")
![Her: I really enjoyed Suicide Squad Me: [Thinking of something to impress her] I have suicidal thoughts](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/225/022/b98.jpg "I really enjoyed Suicide Squad / I have suicidal thoughts")
![Girl: I'm majoring in Biology: I'm thinking Guy: [tries to think of something to impress her] s----*](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/225/003/93b.png "Hahaha, Holy F---, This Snippet Job is Wrong, But It Looks Hilarious")
![Girl: I love you Boy: [trying to think of something to impress her] I am you](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/224/976/e7f.png "The plot thickens")
![Guy: I'm good in bed and I have this amazing big d---... Girl: [tries to think of something to impress him] I have a d--- too 1C](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/224/940/7d2.png "I'm good in bed and I have this amazing big d--- / I have a d--- too")
![Date: We used to lie out on the sand and let the sun dry us and try to guess the names of the birds singing Me: [trying to think of something to impress her] I don't like sand.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/224/938/50c.png "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere...")
![Girl: I identify as non binary gender fluid pan sexual Guy: [tries to think of something to impress her] I'm mentally ill too](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/224/872/9ca.jpg "I'm non binary gender fluid pansexual / I'm mentally ill too")
![Girl: My grandpa died in a concentration camp. Guy: [thinks of something to impress her] Mine too, he fell out a guard tower](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/224/871/45a.jpg "My grandpa died in a concentration camp / mine too, he fell out a guard tower")
![Her i really like dogs Me: [thinking of something to impress her] im castrated 8](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/224/869/cf5.png "I really like dogs / I'm castrated")
![Her: i really like animals Me: [thinking of something to impress her] i was born as a koala @spicymemepls](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/224/867/e35.jpg "I really like animals / I was born a koala")
