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BEGIN RECORD 'C:08176575.188 05344825.893' (965 BYTES) MEMORANDUMS: Filed under CJohnson: 76550293-G A lot of you have been raising concerns about the so-called "dangers" of what we're al1 doing here. The beancounters told me to tell you that as of today, testing will no longer be as mandatory or as dangerous. That's not gonma happen, and here's the reason Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: Why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: Why not marry safe science if you love it so much In fact, uhy not inuent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired Plus, in the event of your death, I personally guarantee that, thanks to the form you were required to sign this morning, your family will not suffer the indignities of a prolonged and costly legal battle against Aperture Science Trust me, I am rich, and it is a burden I would not wish on anyone. To summarize: 6218376213 ujqehkjh-213&&&^xe5x(*@))@)#*d@ +__ + + + RECORD ENDS

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Cut and Obscure Video Game Content ... @CutVideoGame In an early draft of Portal 2's story, Cave Johnson was named "Richard Johnson." Geoff Keighley states this was allegedly changed after numerous developers would start spending less time on the game, mostly laughing at the shortened name, "D--- C---," instead. RICHARD JOHNSON 12:00 PM · May 2, 2021 · Twitter Web App

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