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Drunk JoJos: Translated Dialogue Editon
Uploaded by Junpei Sep 19, 2016 at 01:08PM EDT
jonathan joestar dio brando joseph joestar jotaro kujo noriaki kakyoin jo2uke gappy yasuho hirose josuke higashikata koichi hirose johnny joestar gyro zeppeli jolyne kujo foo fighters drunk caesar anthonio zeppeli chart artist:8giml
Origin Entry: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
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![[-] Xilinoc [+9196 points 1 day ago So they're finally here, posing for you If you know the memes, you can join in too Put your hands together, if you want to clap As we take you through this Joestar rap Huh! JoJo! Jonathan! He's the first of the bunch, cooler than Neo He's finally back to punch that Dio His Hamon Overdrive can be used in spurts If he hits ya, it's gonna hurt He's bigger, faster, and stronger too He's the first member of the Joestar crew Huh! JoJo! Josefu! JoJo! Josefu is here! This Joestar's got style, so listen up dude He can predict your lines and be quite rude He's quick and clever when he needs to be He can fake his death and yell "Smokey!" If you choose him, you'll go pretty far With a ruse and a cruise, he's one cool Joestar Huh! JoJo! Jotaro! He has no style, he has no grace This JoJo has an older face He can catch bullets when he needs to And stretch his fingers out, just for you Succs up gas just like a vacuum This edgelord teen just digs this tune Huh! JoJo! Josuke! JoJo! Josuke is here! This one's in Japan and about time too Don't diss his hair, he'll flip out on you He can climb super high on a radio tower With his Crazy D out, he'll make you cower He's all smiles when it comes to money But unlike Valentine, he ain't always funny Huh! JoJo! Giorno! Huh! Half-vampire, all-Joestar This Italian boy's pretty damn bizarre Wants to get those drugs off the streets So he gets down to some Mafia beats His Gold EXP will leave you reeling And its Requiem form just makes absolutely no sense okay can we please just address how much more b------- and complicated and overpowered this crap is than King Crimson and SCR combined I mean come on what's the point of infinite deaths anyway JoJo! Jolyne is here! Finally, she's here for you It's the sixth member of the Joestar crew This chick's so cool, even when ablaze She can flip you off in multiple ways Can turn into string with relative ease Makes Mobius stripping seem such a breeze She may like sex a little too much But this Joestar's still pretty damn clutch Huh! permalink source embed save save-RES report give gold reply hide child comments](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/171/909/0f3.jpg "Joestar Rap")
