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I figured out why I hated Suicide Squad so much; it was like watching a superhero themed RPG, played by all of the most annoying players ever. submitted 21 hours ago by sidewinderucf Orlando, FL | 5E/PF Suicide Squad spoilers ahoy: First of all, they all decided to play neutral/evil characters, despite the DM announcing a superhero themed game with a heroic plot. DM allows it for some reason, attempts to tweak the setup to allow it on the fly by making them beaten supervillains working for reduced prison sentences Deadshot is the one player actually attempting to take it seriously, even going so far as to give his character a back story. He tries his best, but he's not that good at improvising dialogue, so he winds up throwing out cheesy one liners that totally kill whatever atmosphere they've managed to cultivate Flag is the buddy of the DM's that doesn't really play, but agreed to play the PC with the relationship with the BBEG to give the plot a hook, but only if he could play a "normal" guy as a character cause he thinks the rest of the group is a bunch of nerds Harley Quinn is the only girl at the table. Not actually there to play, just interested in getting attention from the male players by playing a really sexual character, but also acts like a total loon to keep them from getting any ideas that she's genuinely interested in them Joker is the NPC the DM invented on the fly to try and keep Harley's player invested in the game. She doesn't care, and he winds up being a total mess of a character with all of the subtlety of a dump truck. El Diablo is the guy who refuses to do anything to contribute to the success of the party in combat, because of reasons involving his character being tragic and edgy. When the others call him out, he shrugs and says, "It's just what my character would do." Killer Croc is the guy browsing 4chan on his phone the whole time, looking up only to roll for an attack and say, "Uh, yeah, I, uh...I'm a lizard guy. I eat people." before going back to his phone Slipknot was the guy who tries to break the setting by going against the plot for no reason. DM kills him out of frustration, the player gets p----- and goes home Captain Boomerang is actually a pretty decently built character, but his player gives him a pink unicorn fetish and an Australian accent to piss off the DM. Keeps bringing it up at weird times Katana is that weird guy who's SUPER into anime. Insists on playing a girl, and got all of his attributes from some weird Asian themed rulebook he ordered online from Europe that is actually for a different game. Again, DM allows it for some reason. Refuses to speak English during any roleplay. The entire plot of the movie, from the Enchantress easily stealing the idol with her brother in it from Viola Davis, to the bland generic minions, to the evil sexy wiggling before the final battle, to every superhero movie cliché, is the DM trying out that homebrew game he wrote that he was super excited about, then realizing as it goes on that he is actually woefully unprepared and the party is not working with him, so he proceeds to phone it in and just get it to be over with so he can go write Version 2 The soundtrack is the DM's iPod on shuffle in the background. Is actually the MVP of the game EDIT: So peop a guy p right, Harley a nd Katana should be switched, Katana is a gir nging it, so just imagine whicheve ime, Harley is actu IDGA ng a psyc ick. But I'm not c

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WONDER WOMAN PRINCESS DIANA OF THEMYSCIRA FIRST APPEARANCE All-Star Comics #8 (October, 1941) | QUOTE "One doesn't always need the wisdom of Athena nor the grace of Artemis, but it helps." FROM THE FILES OF LEX LUTHOR: I am prone to wild imaginings. As a man of science, speculation is how my brain finds leisure, and the closest thing it knows to "play". But there is little amusement to be found in imagining how improved Earth would be if instead of forcing the Amazons into hiding with our cruelty and avarice, we had instead looked to them as a model, replicable if only we could set aside our baser instincts. They've solved so many of our society's ills: broken democracy, lagging technology, toxic masculinity. And thus they flourish through higher learning, mutual aid, and governance without cruelty. They are a golden society, who deserve to be as secret as they are. Enter Wonder Woman, so named, I assume, because one Wonders why a Woman of her caliber and ancestry would leave paradise to play in the mud with us. In the League, she is a beacon of GREEN LANTERN JOHN STEWART FIRST APPEARANCE Green Lantern #87 (October, 1971) QUOTE "I've seen my share of weird the universe over. As long as it's no Thanagar, we're good." Look, I barely even know the guy past reputation. Architect and Marine, probably was an honor student, wholesome all-American white picket fence type stuff. Kind of guy that makes you think "oh, one of the good ones". That's before gettin' some alien jewelry and becoming a space cop. Shouldn't he have been on, like, Mars or something? Some distant planet? Not in Gotham interrupting MY business? Man, I don't know what you want me to say here. I guess he's a good role model for the kids? If you want your kids to grow up being know-it-all narcs.
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