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Anonymous 03/22/16(Tue)17:23:39 No.29341721 File: WOW.gif (64 KB, 500x200) 2934212429342754>2934293029343834 29344045 2935035729353348 2935378929354018 2935411529359942 onna base in Australia in 20XX >omw to vehicle bays at like 0500 for first parade > gotta walk in 2's +3's so i'm w/battle buddy, I was right marker, which means I have to salute any rank, greet anyone NCO walks past us. etc. etc > in the dark see some dude in strange uniform, looks ceremonial but its hard to tell, its not first light yet > think to myself "lolwhatever he's probably some PNG guy here being trained or sumfin" > as we get closer I decide I had better greet him incase an NCO see's me being a jack c--- and doing the wrong thing "gday c--- howsitgoing?" > before he can reply, I shoot back a quick "yeah f------ top stuff mate, have a good one!" to try and get it over and done with quickly > after dismissal at the end of the day I get a Charge/Disciplinary action form handed to me > sergeant screaming down my throat for a solid 45 minutes, RSM calls me to his office > turns out he wasn't a PNG dude > he was a 4 star General from American Army here on joint ex preparation > mfw called a foreign general "C---" and then turned my back to him and walked away gday c--- howsitgoing my a------ was stuffed with countless pineapples from the rank for the rest of the month Anonymous 03/22/16(Tue)17:40:43 No.29341802 >>29341332 Spoopy Anonymous 03/22/16(Tue)18:59:30 No.29342124·2229342332 File: 1456192415370.png (807 KB, 982x980) >29341 Holy f--- n----- have a good onel yaah fueleing top stuff mate □ Anonymous 03/23/16(Wed)22:12:53 No.29354115 File: 1453562056063.ipg (22 KB, 340x340) You are an inspiration to ausfags everywhere L Anonymous 03/23, 13(Wed)"8:33:31 No.29353348-、 LATER jesus christ us 03/23/16(Wed)02:29:51 No.29344045 File: yellow guy laffin jpg (162 KB, 1462x1462) 4 star General from American Army 329341721 Disciplinary action

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