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get-yr-social-work-rage-on my bf has many interesting stories and observations fronm his new job as a 911 operato my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency they respond to "what is the emergency" with "well, the thing is, four weeks ago-" and then he's like "WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW and they're like "so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said-" "WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT" “oh im having a heart attack' my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes like, "what is your emergency?" "i'm sitting in a pool of blood." “ is it your blood?" yes i think so "do you know where it's coming from?" "probably the stab wound" "have you been stabbed?" "oh yah definitely" lizawithazed In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

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