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The CHBI Post Published by Team PEAK Losing amyelepton riality Beacon Swimming Pool Mysteriously Frozen, Racist Bigots Totally Nail It Sponsored by Hallucinogens one article at a time Written by Chibi Eris Atropa Elsewhere, after the car chase and dozens of fatalities we're completely forgotten, local rich bitch Weiss Schnee tuned the entire Beacon swing pool into a block of ice, trapping her teammates waist high and Jaune Arc completely underwater for several hours. Being a bad week for Jauny Boy, Jaune also tripped and broke his leg and proceeded to get s--- on by his so called See kids, if you stereotype enough, eventually you'll be right. Hello everyone, we're back covering news in this strange version of reality where everyone has comically large heads and physics is even more f----- than usual. l've learned its best not to question these things. Hopefully it'll go better than last time... heh heh. My name is Eris Atropa you better stop talking s--- or you'll get your and come the f--- on we don't have all day friends. Yeah, laugh at the He looks real disabled girl, real f------ happy about it. funny. Ruby, I love you, but f------ teeth kicked in. Speaking of Ruby, uhh Our top story is a car chase and later violent this happened... idfk shootout between the Vale Police and Beacon Anti-Laser-Pointer activist Blake Belladonna. H-------- real news. And like entertaining real news not "everything's gone t--- up" real news Anyway, after learning about a "cat burglar" all of Team RWBY instantly suspects teammate Blake Belladonna who is rightly super offended. I think you all know where this is going. Instead of enlightening her human teammates, Blake looted the place and bolted. Now l'm no stranger of running from the cops, but way to propitiate the to everybody. Yeah I'm real happy stereotype. Then somehow LISA F------ LAVENFUCK STARTED REPO CAR CHASE THE MOMENT IT HAPPENED! ITS NOT F------ FAIR LISA AND I WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN. This is the person I've given my heart RTING ON THE about it too. Anyways, later Blake hid behind a lamp post That doesn't even... Wait, none of this f------ makes sense. Wasn't Penny dead and everything awwwfffffuuuuuuuuuuuu ...? Wait what? Nahahh... What the f---? I didn't write this? What in the s--- is a chibi? Why am l still writing? Son of a c--- waffle I need to stop doing drugs.

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We had a good thing, you stupid bitch! We had Ironwood, we had the lamp, we had the staff we had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork! You could have shut your mouth, followed orders, and saved as much people as you ever needed! It was perfect! But no! You just had to blow it up! You, and your pride and your ego! Little red just had to be the hero, had to call the shots! If you'd done your job, known your place, Atlas would still be in the air and we wouldnt be trapped down in a fairy tale, now you don't get to save NOBODY
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