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justbadpuns A guy walks into a bar and noticed three pieces of meat hanging off the ceiling. He asks the bartender why they are there, the bartender replies "if you can jump up and slap the meat you get free drinks for the rest of the night, however if you miss you have to pay for everyone's drinks for the next hour. Wanna try it the guy says "Nah the steaks are to high" (via sindri42)

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