Notes:

Spike: I AM FIRE, I AM DEATH! No wait, that doesn't sound good enough. Um…Oh! I AM SPIKEZILLA! HEAR ME ROAR! No, that's still too lame. Uh, how about DISHONOR ON YOU! DISHONOR ON YOUR FRIENDS! No, no! that's too Chinese. Umm…maybe--
Shining Armor: Knock it off, big guy! I'm pretty sure our enemies won't bother to hear your one-liner.

Based off of this
Spikezilla by Hawk9mm
Shining Armor by Rudahn