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pear-apologism nagisakaworu pearl has been shown to be a responsible and law abiding driver. do you think she's licensed? do you think pearl went to the dmv to get her drivers license? i mean if she's intent on obeying traffic laws she'd probably care about getting her license fair and square, right? what kind of information is on pearl's drivers license? she has no full name. she has no birthday. did the beach city dmv just decide there's no reason to question that because gems are weird and she was deserving of a license anyway? imagine pearl having a wallet and pulling out this card DELMARVADRIVER LICENSE FN: PEARL LN: N/A THE OMINOUS TEMPLE ON THE BEACH, BEACH CITY, DV 12345 DOB PRESUMABLY OVER 21 YEARS AGO SEX F? (OR NONE?) EYES BLUE HAIR SORT OF PEACH HGT 5-10 WGT 110 DLN 123456789 EXP 6/01/2016 imagine Pearl getting pulled over and sticking her hand inside her Fuckign forehead and pulling out this card

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pear-apologism nagisakaworu pearl has been shown to be a responsible and law abiding driver. do you think she's licensed? do you think pearl went to the dmv to get her drivers license? i mean if she's intent on obeying traffic laws she'd probably care about getting her license fair and square, right? what kind of information is on pearl's drivers license? she has no full name. she has no birthday. did the beach city dmv just decide there's no reason to question that because gems are weird and she was deserving of a license anyway? imagine pearl having a wallet and pulling out this card DELMARVADRIVER LICENSE FN: PEARL LN: N/A THE OMINOUS TEMPLE ON THE BEACH, BEACH CITY, DV 12345 DOB PRESUMABLY OVER 21 YEARS AGO SEX F? (OR NONE?) EYES BLUE HAIR SORT OF PEACH HGT 5-10 WGT 110 DLN 123456789 EXP 6/01/2016 imagine Pearl getting pulled over and sticking her hand inside her Fuckign forehead and pulling out this card

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