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MADAsks... WHO SAID IT? BEN CARSON OR THE JOKER? 1. "I would say: Hey, guys, everybody attack him. He may shoot me, but he can't get us all." 2. "Introduce honesty to the White House! Write letters in dead languages to people you've never met!" 3. "He looks clean. Shirt's white. The tie. He looks elegant. Like most psychopaths. That's why they're successful." 4. "All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy." 5. "Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos." 6. "We're Killing babies all over the place!" 7. "Gun control only works for normal law-abiding citizens, it doesn't work for crazies." 8. "I saw plenty of gun violence as a child. Both of my cousins were killed on the streets." 9. Notice the hideously bloated sense of humanity's importance. Also note the club-footed social conscience and the withered optimism. It's certainly not for the squeamish, is it? MAD madmagazine.com Ben Carson: 1, 3, 6, 7, 8 The Joker: 2, 4, 5, 9

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humorking lamaquisha Follow brainstatic Ben Carson is such a great example of how the concept of raw intelligence doesn't exist, and that people can have wildly varying types of intelligence. This man is the best brain surgeon in America. Possibly the world. He invented a new way to treat seizures. He separated conjoined twins in a surgery that everyone else said was impossible. And he thinks going to prison makes you gay. He thinks the pyramids were grain silos buit by the biblical Joseph So maybe you suck at something because in one area you're Ben Carson The Politician but in another area you might be Ben Carson The Neurosurgeon argumate this is tremendously inspiring and utterly horrifying at the same time 190,254 notes
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