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opathic-italian-grandmas meganiun lumoslouis my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky s--- m------------ australia if there was a post to describe australia, this is it wait you mean to tell me this isn't even a pet bird? that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of f------ s--- up? f------ HELL australia, what is wrong with you? wake up australia That's what birds do They fly around and f--- s--- up Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit It's cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel. Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they're going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called swooping season and these birds will fly down to peck your f------ face, and people get their eyes ripped out and s---, it's f------ brutal. My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us. no but when you're 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and s--- sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange what the actual f--- australia Kill your time at FUNsubstance.com

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