Why did I make this?

Notes:

Believe it or not, the very first thing I thought upon seeing the original image was this. I don't know why either. I was compelled to make this, and I did.

Originally, I was just going to change the text at the bottom, but I figured that alone wasn't worth making an edit, and before I knew it, I found myself breaking out Photoshop (something I've never really even used before) and, before long, I had created the image you see before you now.