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beautifulgodzilla: adelstotle: beautifulgodzilla: I need volunteers For what? I'm going to the airport wearing an expensive black dress with a diamond necklace and glasses of champagne in both hands, waltzing through, casually reminding my chauffeur to haul my bags in for me. I need 4-5 attractive people (race+gender doesn't matter) wearing clothes that are not better than mine, and cool sunglasses begging me not to leave, on their knees, barely grasping my dress because they want me to stay but at the same time they know the dress is worth more than anything they can ever afford. Turning around ever so slightly and almost spilling, but not quite al the way there, my champagne, I'll laugh and say quite loudly, "darlings I have to visit my ACTUAL husband!"

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