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Bon Voyage Basement Goblin!
Uploaded by H.UNgrammar Sep 20, 2015 at 03:44PM EDT
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Origin Entry: Metal Gear Solid V
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![Anonymous 09/18/15 (Fri) 16:12:32 ID: 4e30e6 No 6072126 File (hide): 1442585554210-0 webm (3.89 MB. 840x380, 18:9, Sins of the Lust for Reve.... webm) [play once] loop] 0072159 >-8072303 ik1442585554210-1.j (30.32 KB, 288x432, 2:3, such lust.ipa) hott Such ust >be Skullface >capture my enemy >awww yes I had to deal with seeing your stupid behind for eons we talking face to face now >take him for a jeep ride start making good points about my goals and objectives >crickets >my speech becomes more and more vague and metaphorical >still nothing >I pretty much go full edgelord telling him I'll change the world and there's nothing he can do to stop me bwahaha >absolutely nothing, f----- won't even look at me >awkward silence for a few minutes >are those earbuds >he's listening to some faggoty Donna Burke song very loudly >XOF guy on passenger seat hears it, looks back to see what's going on >gives one look to me, then BB, then me >f----- looks at me with pity >pity >I'm firing him and selling his family to slavery, that smug c--- never get to do that because some c--- hijacks my magic femboy and my robot and has me crushed prisoner and his butt-buddy take turns torturing me >tell me to suicide a humialiating death but it has some glory to it some f----- scientist that peed himself takes the gun and finishes me off >f-------fine, fine, off to hell I go >Satan laughs after hearing the name of my killer >get sent to heaven as a consolation prize >my life is s--- >everything here is rainbows and ice cream and I hate it >go to check on the world of the living >what's my great legacy, what's my mark on the world >my robot gets stolen before it drives any major attention my parasites die off and at last, my final legacy is resumed to XOF soldiers going >"oh man, that old Skullface -f----- sounded like an owl whenever he was mad, hahaha" >mfw such a lust for revenge](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/019/012/1fe.png "The jeep ride of shame never ends")
