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17 points 9 hours ago H ScootalíciousScoo What the woomy did you just say to me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Squidbeak Splatoon, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Octarians, and I have over 300 confirmed splats. I am trained in squid warfare and I'm the top charger in the entire Inkopolis armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another octoling. I will wipe you the woomy out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Inkopolis, mark my f------ words. You think you can get away with saying that squit to me over the Squidnet? Think again, f-----. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Inkopolis and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the ink storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f------ dead, squid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can splat you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare tentacles. Not only am I extensively trained in tentacle combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Squidbeak Splatoon and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Inkopolis, you little squit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f------ tentacle. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn C- rank. I will ink fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f------ splatted, squiddo permalink parent ter

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