Wife > Waifu

Notes:

In case anyone is curious…

I used Gardevoir because 4chan/8chan/whatever's waifu of the moment changes so very often. So I just picked a character that A: Has been or is still currently someone's "waifu" and B: has some quality that attracts the kind of beta males that obsess over fictional characters.

Not that alpha males are any better, since they have the opposite problem. My advice is to be neither an alpha or a beta; just be a man. (Same advice can also apply to women as well; let's all be above labels as much as possible and just be individuals.)

I also tried to add a tag to the back of the Gardevoir's head, hopefully to make it look like a stuff toy. Had I any actual artistic talent, I would have drew the whole comic myself, just not cheaply edit in MS Paint.

And before you ask, no, I'm not married myself, but if I do happen to find the right person, at least she won't have to compete with a idealized, fictional character.

And finally, the obligatory source video:

EDIT NOTE

Resubmitted due to typo in the original picture. (Why didn't you guys say anything?!)