PTKFGS "Punch The Keys For God’s Sake!" is a YTMND series that began as a parody based on the idea of an alternate universe wherein the site founder Max Goldberg uses the line "Punch the keys for God’s sake" instead of "You’re the man now dog" for the original YTMND site.

Thank you Rachel Ray. Without your awesome recipe site, I would never know how to microwave bacon.

Emo Dad may be 46 years old, but he has the tortured soul of a 15 year old at Hot Topic – filled to the brim with angst.

Sometimes when you stare into the void, the void stares back into you. Especially if the void is Goatse.

My favorite part of Harry Potter was when the invisibility ring used the force and exploded the Death Star. Dumbledore's Ewoks were annoying though.