You Need A Firmware Upgrade In The Form Of "Coffee"

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Kyle Daly @dalykyle Replying to @edzitron Hrm. O_o. Methinks you might need a firmware upgrade in the form of "coffee." 2:02 PM Jul 10, 2019

41 year old man @DuckHonkin : @lizard_wife's birthday! The day you flumpty-foo! And you think boopty- bop and zippity-zoom but the truth is, razza wuzza wooza. What I'm trying to say is, maybe your brain isn't working either, but that's OK, cos you're 30. PS you need a firmware upgrade in the form of "coffee." 8:08 PM Jan 20, 2022

interim champion @CoolStepuncle : ... I am hearing reports the Internet Archive has "razza frazza'd” when it was supposed to "wuzza fuzza." It will return after reviving a firmware upgrade in the form of "coffee" 10:51 AM. Jun 12, 2020

Dan @AntonioSlamsci : FACEBOOK. The site you flumpty-foo! And you think boopty-bop and zippity-zoom but the truth is, razza frazza wuzza wooza. What I'm trying to say is, maybe Instagram isn't working either, but that's OK, because you're great. PS it needs a firmware upgrade in the form of "coffee." 4:03 PM Oct 4, 2021

Tony of the USS HockeyWilderness.com @OhHiTony Replying to @Hecubian Devil and @lwriteOK My dearest Margaret, Flumpity floo, the Union Army needs a firmware upgrade in the form of "coffee." I shan't know if I'll ever see you again after we fight these fucksicles at Gettysburg. If anyone else archives this letter, it's theft. With all my love, Charles M. Wendig 2:36 AM Jun 24, 2022

admiral ron @ronravegan It's One More Day to Friday so if you're feeling razzle-frazzled or fuzzy wuzzy wambo wingle, don't worry! You're just a hecking rad space ape who just needs a hard firmware upgrade in the form of coffee!!!! 9:38 AM Nov 10, 2022 :

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You Need A Firmware Upgrade In The Form Of "Coffee" is a copypasta that originated from a Chuck Wendig tweet attempting to give his followers encouragement on a Wednesday. The tweet was widely thought of as cringeworthy and has been parodied in numerous ways, often with various Soy signifiers.

Origin

On July 10th, 2019, Chuck Wendig tweeted:

WEDNESDAY. The day you flumpty-foo! And you think boopty-bop and zippity-zoom but the truth is, razza frazza wuzza wooza. What I'm trying to say is, maybe your brain isn't working either, but that's OK, because you're great. PS you need a firmware upgrade in the form of "coffee."

Chuck Wendig @ChuckWendig WEDNESDAY. The day you flumpty-foo! And you think boopty- bop and zippity-zoom but the truth is, razza frazza wuzza wooza. What I'm trying to say is, maybe your brain isn't working either, but that's OK, because you're great. PS you need a firmware upgrade in the form of "coffee." 6:56 AM 10 Jul 19 Twitter Web Client

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The tweet instantly became a copypasta. The day it was tweeted, Twitter user @boring_as_heck^[1] reposted it verbatim, gaining over 60 retweets and 780 likes (shown below, left). Since then, the copypasta has regularly been reposted on Wednesdays on Twitter. For example, on February 3rd, 2021, user @jonny_is_good^[2] posted it, gaining over 280 likes (shown below, right).

grown man who calls the ground "the floor" @boring_as_heck ... : WEDNESDAY. The day you flumpty-foo! And you think boopty-bop and zippity-zoom but the truth is, razza frazza wuzza wooza. What I'm trying to say is, maybe your brain isn't working either, but that's OK, because you're great. PS you need a firmware upgrade in the form of "coffee." 10:10 AM. Jul 10, 2019

jonny the cool guy @jonny_is_good : WEDNESDAY. The day you flumpty-foo! And you think boopty-bop and zippity-zoom but the truth is, razza frazza wuzza wooza. What I'm trying to say is, maybe your brain isn't working either, but that's OK, because you're great. PS you need a firmware upgrade in the form of "coffee." 9:22 AM. Feb 3, 2021

In the summer of 2020, Twitter user @_flowerguardian, now suspended, posted a picture of Wendig and Lin Manuel Miranda with a riff on the copypasta, writing, "Good flumpy morning to our epic wife! Its us, your two cromulent husbands. Is your noggin a little frizzle frazzled? I think you need an upgrade in the form of coffee and smooches. Maybe perchance some downstairs smooches for our sm3xy wife ;))" (shown below, left). This spawned an offshoot of the copypasta that was paired with pictures of multiple men.

On March 24th, 2023, Twitter user @fart^[3] reposted Wendig's tweet as a way to mock him for being the face of the Internet Archive Copyright Case, gaining over 2,200 retweets and 17,000 likes (shown below, right).