When She Asks For Something Long And Impressive

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When She Asks For Something Long And Impressive refers to a series of recontextualized porn image macros showing an image of adult film star Rachel Roxxx or Janice Griffith reacting in shock to something, often a film, book or collection, that is considerable in length and of high quality. The meme was first posted to Reddit in January 2021 using an image of Janice Griffith.

Origin

Janice Griffith Image Macro

On January 2nd, 2021, Redditor Thelazytimetraveller posted a meme to /r/dankmemes^[1] using a photoshopped image of Janice Griffith reacting in shock to the LEGO Millenium Falcon, captioned, "When she asks for something long and impressive, so you whip out your Lego Millenium Falcon," gaining over 24,900 upvotes in a year (shown below). This is the earliest known meme using the image and caption together in this way. The image is sourced from a video by Reality Kings.

When she asks for something big and impressive, so you whip out your Lego millennium falcon I EVE

Rachel Roxxx Image Macro

On October 6th, 2021, Facebook^[2] user It's funny and you're offended? Really? So what posted a version of the meme using a similar image of Rachel Roxxx, photoshopped reacting to the Lord of the Rings trilogy, gaining around 14 shares in eight months (shown below). This is the earliest known version of the meme.

When she asks for something long and impressive, so you whip out WIDESCREEN WIDES THE THE LORD LORD ORDERINGS THE TWO DVD REAL MAGICIONES OF DVD OF THE THE SUPREME FILM ADVE PUIK DVD THE WINNER II ACADEMY AWARDS BEST PICTURE 2003

Spread

On January 19th, 2021, Twitter^[3] user @baby5donquixote posted a tweet, "when she asks for something long and impressive," and an image of the One Piece logo, gaining over 4,300 likes in a year. On September 18th, Twitter^[4] user @90swwe posted a version of the Griffith meme about a Bret Hart vs. Shawn Michaels match, gaining over 5,200 likes and 600 retweets in 10 months (shown below).

On October 17th, Instagram^[5] user philosophical.genes posted a version of the Roxxx meme in reference to the Karl Marx work "Capitol Volume I," gaining over 3,400 likes in nine months (shown below, left). On February 12th, Instagram^[6] user cinema.shitposting posted a version of the meme in reference to the movie The Irishman, gaining over 4,700 likes in five months (shown below, right). On June 21st, 2022, Facebook^[7] page Nerd Approved reposted a version of the meme where Roxxx reacts to the Lord of the Rings movies, gaining over 25,000 shares and 50,000 reactions in just over a week.