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Virgin vs. Chad - Image Gallery Page 9

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The Chad Jack Main

"The Virgin Waifufag" Dyes their hair the same color as their waifu's The Chad Jack Main" Can smell the fraudulence Claims to "not care about winning or losing" Plays low tier waifu s--- on purpose Of his opponents Just so they have the "my character is low tier" OS ready when they lose But subtweets and complains about how s--- their low tier waifu is Wins every tournament while also maintaining a .20% BAC -Never showers Undoubtedly wearing their waif's outfit under the normal clothes OUCH 一 Played Jack since Tekken When Saint wins, it's actually Chad playing through share play Always seen with doll of waifu Only plays online. Never tournaments Will immediately switch mains to a new low tier waifu if he runs into someone else using her online Cannot play a set unless there is an attractive FGC thot sucking him off while playing Pauses the game if she stops Does not get disqualified

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The Virgin Figurehead vs the Chad Commander in Chief

The Virgin figurehead Was a peanut farmer FO CARTERS HOMER The Chacd Commander in Chief Cantwi a second term S RELEASED HE W Grey hair INAGU RATED EYES THAT SA "I AM READY" Pl TE OLDER Isnt take THANRTER HE DNT HAVE GREY Looks Tired seriously AIT TE ST MAIR ONE One Flag WAS A FU CKING UT 2 FLAGS -- ACTOR oil Prises Established the DOE Nervous Laugh NICE TIE A AND SUIT LAUGH IS NOT NERVOUS AS A Handkerchief ooked Teeth st like his administration CLASSY AS F--- Let Americ D THE S--- LIBYA AFTER ATTACK ot i

The Chad Courier

"The Virgin Wanderer" THE CHAD COURIER HAS 150+MODS INSTALLED Never has installed a mod CHOOSES COMPANIONS BASED ON LOOKS PIPBOY LIGHT IS ALWAYS ON FOR MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY Likes Bethesda Fallout Chooses companions based on utility OHNNY GUITAR CAN BE EARD FROM A 50 MILE RADIUS Listens to the radio with headphone:s Is on a quest because dad wants him to JINGLE JANGLE DOES WHAT HE WANTS WITH NEW VEGAS Hasn't heard Johnny Guitar Always keeps his PipBoy light of S:1 (p----) P:5 (3 without glasses) E:3 (from running from Chad) C:1 (never talked to a girl) I:6 (but thinks is actually 10) A:3 (again, from running) L:4 (so he can live) S:10 (ARMS LIKE A TRUCK) P:1 (ENEMIES RUN TO HIM) E:9 (WORKING ON CARDIO) C:10 (HAIR MAY BE RELATED) I:1 (NO TIME FOR BOOKS) A:2 (SKIPS LEG DAY) L:1 (NO NEED) 0 POINTS IN NON COMBAT SKILLS 100 sneak so he can avoid eye contact TAKES ALL GOLD BARS IN DEAD MONEY Never uses ALWAYS ON JET WEARS DUSTER COATS SO HIS CLOTHES WON'T BE STAINED WITH BLOOD chems Only wears Vaulf jumpsu because muh immersion

Virgin Eclipse

With ease from years of weight training Perfectly groomed hair aligns the suns rays to be harmless to the eye itchy Has never worn -sunglasses Has disposable camera, will take zero photos Slouched back, has to crane head to see the eclipse Clothing is brighter than sun itself Back always at the right position to view the sun

The Chad Fundamentalist

Large, unapologetic cross "The Virgin Preacher" God LovesGives sermon All 0f at designated 훗웃天 The Chad Fundamentalist King James Bible (used exclusively as projectile weapon against unbelievers) times and limits himself to 20 min Takes his orders from God Preaches in church pandering to modern degeneracy Dresses casually in laughable attempt to appear relevant Takes his orders from a supervisor Uses worthless contemporary Bible Attracts huge, frenzied crowds Awkwardcapable of retaking delivery lacking fervour or conviction; believes all faiths have Preaches whenever and wherever he something feels inspired; often continues for up to offer Dresses in sackcloth stained with the blood of his enemies Constantinople when the time is right Treats the mere existence of other faiths as a direct personal affront No congregation whatsoever Will never retake Constantinople to seven hours straight

The Virgin Chad

The Virgin Chad Always carries the bible with him Good looking Treats women the same ( as men Gets asked out daily but always rejects Less than 20 vears old Wears a purity ring People act surprised when they find out he's a virgin Has a crucifix necklace Well dressed Will probably meet his future wife at church Could easily f--- any girl he wanted but he's waiting for the right one Semen overload from never e---------- When girls find out he's a virgin they want him even more

Wholesome

Of course they will Don't be shy, here hold my hand. I'm scared. What if your parents don't like me? I leve you I love you toe, bobel

The Virgin Activist vs The Chad Armchair

"The Virgin ActiviCHAD ARMCHAIR Clings to symbols and iconography of past, failed movements Always calm and rational, ready to abandon mistaken beliefs without the slightest reluctance if they were ever proven to be incorrect (which is impossible) THE CHAD ARMCHAIR Fantasizes about taking part in Would betray any of his friends or family at a moment's notice if it was in the service of theoretical pedantry -historical battles alongside his Chooses his ideology based on its popularity, mainly guided by desire for social acceptance idols, actually too afraid to even get arrested The whole world waits to hear every one of his theoretical developments. Does not register the Identifies overly strongly with historical figures believes he shares in their accomplishments because of his ideology Extremely emotionally invested emotions or feelings in his views, becomes upset of others at al and angry when any of his positions are challenged Isn't even exactly sure what history is Always forms his own opinions based on a firm foundation of philosophy and critique Doesn't really understand theory , but unhesitatingly upholds the opinions of more popular individuals in the same tendency Understands that ideology is a trap Knows sex doesn't exist, but is swimming in ass nonetheless Bonus Dresses like a teenager Makes fawning posts about historical figures on social media Probably only ever read one book but believes in it 100% Believes in left unity Goes to protests mainly to be seen, but nobody notices or cares about him MANDATORY Has never once in his life left the comfort of his armchair Tries to pester his friends and family into adopting his views, believes he making a real difference Actively refuses any activity but sitting and reading, takes brief breaks only to engage in discourse. Smart, mature attire Perfectly willing and prepared to strangle any of his philosophical influences to death with his bare hands if they were still alive Other leftists fear and loathe him, running away when they hear his name. Thinks his ideology is the only way he'll gain acceptance Hopes it will even get him laid

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