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The Virgin Raider

"The Virgin Raider" THE CHAD NUKER uses no chair, only hovers mid-air in a sitting position afraid to use computer in public physically unable to raid unless people are watching raids servers out of rejection and anger gets banned within 2-3 minutes of joining a server raids every server imaginable at the same time sends dm to every girl he sees in a server messages are filled with ra ndom tries to spam by manually using ctrl-v nudes from every girl who witnesses him uses 100 bots a second uses grandma's hand-me-down wooden chair OUcH macboolk kevlar-coated military computer has bottles of soda all over desk no bottles of soda, survives from the tears of his victims hunches forward in chair leaves computer plugged in leaves mouse unplugged controls computer telepathically computer is charged from the friction of his constantly shaking fingers stops in the middle of raiding to eat and pee doesn't raid anime servers because he might like them never stops to eat or pee, uses the bathroom on nearby pedestrians has never seen anime in his life goes into voice chat and plays music through his iphone's speaker devs don't even dare to ban him clients crash in awe of his presence voice is filled with the Choir of Chad mods are dead before the bots even arrive

The Virgin Wageslave vs The Chad Agitator

The Virgin Wageslave THE CHAD AGITATOR No need for lpod, always singing pro-union work songs Not allowed to listen to music at work Never late for work Never Shows up earlier than 1 pm Breaks s--- just out of spite Gets paid even if when he stays home an entire week Gets paid late; Doesn't complain Works In constant anxiety that his supervisor might catch him doing something wrong Capitalists quake with fear that he might utter the word "STRIKE!" Friends with no one Too scared to Join a union would actually scab Has never been fired YES Tries too hard to fit in Was never given correct safety equipment; too beta to demand any constantly flirts with coworkers Has personally murdered a scab Has never dated a coworker Openly threatens his boss Always considers what's best for the company Dreams to be promoted so he can boss around others Actively refuses promotion In the central Comittee of 4 different unions Lives with his parents poor to move out , too $110K a year stacking boxes + Free vision and dental

The Virgin Snake v The Chad Ocelot

"The Virain Snake" "The Chad Ocelot" long unkept hair cucked by the government cucked the government plays 4D chess with alliances lost an eye to save a woman wh o cucked him strong jaw and cheekbones grows a beard to hide weak jawline can use gestures effectively unshaven, shabby l clean, shaven hair only facial hair grown is a fashionable moustahce cant let go of the past can only beat women and old men in fights stiff, frigid body and soul carries stylish revolvers sensible, fashionable gloves to properly moisten p---- only sexual contact is with a russian man who grabbed his d--- straps around groin to avoid accidents uses loud weapons to scare the enemy fingerless glove meter-100% trendy belt and jacke sterile only kids are forcibly eloned from incredibly skilled with revolvers im is commanded by omeone who cucks him uses silent weaponry to avoid killin taunts his prisoners with 3 guns at once plays both sides like damn fiddles useless pouches' c--- is unbound by straps dresses to blend in with others cucks the woman who cucked snake weird leg strap

Skaven vs Lizardmen

The strongest race in all of lustria Lives in absolute filth thousands of rats starve to death on a daily basis Protected by magical auras and barriers from their slann masters Lives in impenatrable GLORIOUS Temple cities Sacrifices thousands of rats to win every battle Worships a fake chaos god Glorious ancient weapons hand crafted to the specifications of ACTUAL GODS One Saurus can kill thousands of skaven in his lifetime ollows a divine mandate from ancient gods to destroy all aos from the world Individually weak, none of them are strong except very rare lords as ábsolutely slaughtered and driven out of lustria by a GOD

The Virgin Changeling vs The Chad Dragonlord by ChargingTurtle

"The Virgin Ruler of the Changelings' THE CHAD DRAGONLORD Antlers so big that Luna couldn't even put him the heart of courage on leaking spaghetti everywhere Her father is proud of her Lots of weird colors aesthetically unpleasant She ate Twilight's castle and almost killed a trumpetist, no f---- given Badass wings that strike fear into the hearts of her enemies His own mother hates him The proof of his worth is some gay heart jewel The proof of her greatness is a badass scepter Pretty fairy wings that intimidate no one When he has to fight he shapeshifts into something else because he can't do anything in his real form All dragons come istantly when she calls them Can throw boulders as big as her oo beta to gain respect Adorable tsundere attitude, pure waifu material Takes s--- from no one, not even her subjects from his subjects Can't stop acting like a f----- Even his own brother doesn't give a s--- Eats gems which are strong and beautiful just like her Eats love, how gay is that She became dragonlord from facing a dangerous challenge He got a position o power because reasons

Trent Reznor vs Tront Reznor

"The Trent Walk" Stringy hair, parted down the middle. No product, no care. THE TRONT STRIDE Hair is a perfectly groomed and no longer a stringy mess. buzzed look Will maintain eve contact with vo for an excessive amount of time Makes great music but too much of a perfectionist, takes a ton of time and prone to costant writers block. Head is on a String Doesn't live in the past Time keeps marching on Eves are almost like a hawk. Needs validation from others whenever and wherever he can get t from. Talks s---, never backs down unlike everyone else, he nef because his statements are grounded in fact, will escalate it Only death of opposing party will make him pause. sle Nlike his contemporaries. Lifts with his Academy Award. Thinks its cool to smash synths on stage. What has that synth ever done to you, huh Trent? Smoked crack cocaine and so does he. Has three dogs. fosters out abandoned track dogs Arms are constantly in flip flop flip flop Stutters and stammers in interviews. fidgets and cannot maintain eve contact with anyone for too long Has a dog. she commits suicide understands the value of family. Keeps his wite pregnant for nearly 3 straight months Doesn't lift Makes music he wants to make, doesn't give a s--- what people want him to do. Will make a three hour instumental album because f--- vou, he wants to do it. Says stupid things like "Tll be dead before 40" to get attention. Rents out the Tate murder home, then proceeds to cry when Sharon Tate's sister confronts him Doesn't look for validation from anvone. Treats Synths with the respect they deserve Uses drugs and alcohol to numb whatever troubleshim. Thinks these are good tools for creativitv Clean and sober. drugs and drink are for beta f---- who can't deal with their problems constructivelv Dumped his dweeb friend 'Brian' Unironically uses candles to come off as spooky and mysterious. Thinks it's okay to f--- crazy girls like Kennedy, Courtney Love, Tori Amos and Richard Patrick Mountain biking thighs and ass Trusts someone else to make music with Makes his music alone, no one challenge:s him S--- talks others, backs down when his target calls him out. o self respect Makes friends with dweebs named Brian' Too chickenshit to ask Aayliah to collaborate. Embraces his height Signs onto a record label noted for only having tv commericial jingles as their soufce of revenue Thought Starfuckers inc was a clever song Insecure about his height, wears heavy platform jackboots

Virgin Mercy, Chad Medic

The virgin healslut The chad doctor only reason anybody cares about her is because they wanna f--- only as good as her team powerful male bond with teammates the only reason you're winning heals because nobody else will weak, passive stance broad, confident stance heals because they can't play anyone else has the offensive capability of a wet fart probably still has a medical license hippocratic oath is just a suggestion lost his medical license, heals anyway has a s----- pistol 10/10 fashion sense inelegant robot outfit limp-wristed shove for a melee has a f------ crossbow accidentally turned someone undead feels bad about it people complain because they want a different healer gives so few s---- that he leaves a bird inside someone people complain when he isn't there powerful chad face needs resurrection because she can't keep people alive surfs off explosions to escape danger can literally become the ubermensch needs wings to get anywhere "i need healing" "MEDIC! saws people to death regularly

I put more effort into this outdated meme than Netflix put into Death Note's writing by _watsu

AGAMI RAlto Coldblooded m----------- LIGHT TURNER Angsty teenager Genuinely believes Nerd that gets bullied in school Super genius high schooler ^ Feels remorse he's a god Searches Wikipedia to find a cool alias Tests the properties of the note through experimentation Media gives him the name Has to be told how to use the note of killer out of fear of his punishment Uses the note to get back at a bully Couldn't wrestle his way out of a wet paper bag Uses the note to further humanity Japanese national tennis champion, quits to study Reads the note in the open in the middle of gym class Manages to keep the note hidden even when the police installs a dozen Cameras in his room Infiltrates the highest echelons of the Japanese police to have access to criminals Opens a website to try to get more targets Surname is Turner like the kid from Fairly Oddparents Attracts females to the point they'll sacrifice half of their lifespan just to know his name Surname in revesre is I AM GHY because hes not insecure about his sexuality Has a pathetic crush on some random girl

Its form cannot be comprehended

"The Virgin THE CHAD referring to it as a "god" is a laughable understatement all are inherently aware of it to some extent exists mistakable for nothing on the threshold of existence highest degree of complexity exists exists to a terrifying extent Bonus: not possible to properly represent in a 2d image there is no bonus MANDATORY: IS not even sentient infinite forms difficult to notice experiences and feels on a level unable to be described as simplistic as is possible Bonus: Bonus: Bonus: Bon exists almost entirely uncommited to any form loathsome

McDonald's

The Virgin Fry Cook Chad the manager Doesn't really needs the money His dad is the owner of the franchise Has to lunch at McDonald's everyday and his meal is discounted from his check Works to pay college Wears a fancy-looking uniform Get along with customers $9 per hour His face was greasy before he got the job Employee of the monthlyearldecade Burned his d--- with a McChicken three times this week His job is to supervise virgins to not steal the bugers oir have sex with them Wears a dumb uniform Lunches at McDonald's everyday and his meal is discounted from the virgin's check

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