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Virgin vs. Chad - Image Gallery Page 12

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Fallout vs S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

The Fallout Virgin The STALKER Chad Needs skills to get past obstacles Knows how to get around the Zone easily Needs nothing but his wit and anything he can find Needs fast travel Ability to be edgy and turn on other wastelanders Bad posture from sneaking atl the time Always willing to help out a fellow stalker Shoots all enemies on sight Needs to pause the game to heal Follows vague quests to possibly get a reward Gets clear orders to get rewards Heals himself mid battle Has never seen a quicksave in his entire life Quicksaves all the time

Virgin Concealed Carry vs Chad 2nd Amendment

THE CHAD "The Virgin Concealed Carry" Despite quality ammo and firearms, guns still jam at the worst times Open carries whatever and wherever he wants, despite laws Slow and controlled shots ATF has shot 3 of his past dogs for no reason Has to conceal subcompact handgun because of skinny frame Has accidently fired into government buildings numerous times, government apologizes to him aw Spent weeks researching what gun to buy using Practices weekly, good shooting stance, groupings still average online forums and image boards Goes shooting for fun whenever he wants. Goes full auto and hipfires, all bullets still go through the exact same hole Could conceal a full size machinegun if he wanted because he is not a manlet Gun inside waistband/pocket, does not print and is completely invisible, just like he is to females Has used his rights to defend himself against virgin shooters on 17 different occasions Makes sure he has some kind of safety to prevent misfires Chooses guns based on how "cool" they look, not on how reliable or accurate they are Uses gun as last resort, even in life threatening situation:s Doesn't even know what a safety is Wears neon colored camouflage

The Virgin Elder Scrolls vs. The Chad Skyrim

The Virgin Elder Scrolls The Chad Skyrim - Picks Breton because he's indecisive - Picks ORC because they're the strongest - Keeps name as "Prisoner" and default appearance Spends hours customizing and naming Completes all side quests before starting the main story line - Only wears armour that matches Uses stealth archery to avoid confrontationUses two handers because they Knows everything about the lore deal the most damage Has never even started side quests - Fights everyone include friendly NPCS - Plays the vanilla version on expensive PC Walks everywhere to immerse himself Only installs nude mods to compensate lack of real life interaction Wears whatever gives him the best Saves before every battle -Spams skip button during dialogue - Advances at a perfect 0 degree bearing to the quest marker all time

Comrade Chad

The SocDem Vote" Heavly influenced by polls Has clear political views, but still hesitates before casting his vote Betioves his vote makes a difference to the result The most powerful he has ever felt Too scared to join a protest Tinks he has independent views, but they all come from John Maynard Keynes Thinks he lives in a democracy When approached by compaigners, pretends out of cowardice that he agrees with them VOTE I Anonymously debates politics on the internet Actually registored to voto "The coMMUNIST REVOLUTION" Has never seen a ballot box in his life Simply seizes power for himsell, singlehandedly Has no Ume for lake democeacy las huge popular support All the world's elites cower at the very mention of lhis name Does this every time the govemmemt does something he disapprowes of

Chadroid vs Virginclone

CT-Virgin07 Bankrupting the republic Trains for entire life dies in 10 minutes Needs expensive armor that rarely works Is literally a slave, claims he isn't Physically impossible to live past 50 Kills their commanders and friends without a second's hesitation Will never do anything but fight and die B1 Chadle Droid Doesn't put a dent in the CIS's treasury Cheap to manufacture Needs no armor, is made of metal Roger Roger Can be reprogrammed after the war for other functions Can function for centuries given proper maintainance Produced by the trillions and needs zero training

Less Wrong Chad

"The Virgin Skeptic' Thinks that positivism and utilitarianisnm solved all of philosophy Recognizes the limits of the epistemologies and moral philosophies that we take for granted THE CHAD RATIONALIST Listens to podcasts to reaffirm beliefs Will never read source material, only Wikipedia articles Has a library full of works by philosophers, both renowned and obscure Will literally only listen to podcasts that present opposing ideas / Uses reddit religiously Despite zero effort to appear intelligent, others know him as a genius Is irrationally attached to his priors in the exact same way as people he criticizes Constant anxiety about not appearing intelligent Routinely changes his mind when confronted with superior reasoning How much he criticizes something is 100% determined by how socially acceptable it is to criticize (barely talks about Islam) 0 Think "rational" means "cool and good and smart" Recognizes that Islam is terrible Still in the middle-school phase of anti-Christianity Only contests points made by the least intelligent Christians Has many religious friends, might convert himself Works around the clock to strengthen his opponents' arguments Claims to love science despite being confused by high school-level math Has a PhD in physics but still doesn't fetishize the scientific Habitually reasons from 'Ought' to 'Is' Has never experienced motivated reasoning in his life Doesn't know philosophical concepts outside of what /r/atheism cares about Incorporates the most appropriate philosophical concepts, no matter how arcane, into conversation and writing with natural ease RationalWiki

Virgin Conscript vs. Chad Marine Captain

The Virgin Conscript GLORIOUS 150 POINTS Wets pants when fired at A laughable 3 points STR 5 CHAINSWORD FOR GUTTING XENOS Master crafted Storm-Bolter and Chainsword gifted by a arch magos for melee and ranged combat Eyesight always focused on the enemy Str 3 Lasgun Fires at a distance Laughs at enemy fire Born to a Factorum Serf Family Creepily hits on Sisters of Battle Always loyal to the Emperor and chapter Will ioin a slannesh cult for some daemonette p---- Armor gives perfect posture Hides from commisar because he knows he's due for a summarv execution His gene-father is Guilliman Hunched over and distracted by prayers that he f---- up Chants litanys of battle and prays word by word of the Ecclesia Buried in Sister of Battle p---- that puts a Space Wolf to shame rchy Will die to a snotling ambush while sleeping. Entire platoon laughs A d--- that even slannesh is envious of. No one will remember his death Not even his parents Commands an entire Space Marine Vanguard company of 100 Will have a Shrine world dedicated to him after his death fighting Abbadon and cutting off one of his arms. No tactical prowess e to not stand out, even amongst his comrades Tactical Genius that Creed respects Relies on artillery fire and tanks for support Deep strikes solo to punch a swarmlord in the face Paints his armor in bright blue colors to show the enemies and allies that he's there.

the virgin reaction vs the chad shitposting

The Virgin Reaction The Chad Shitposting id is random gibberish no dubs hitler dubs 1 pity reply 2:135460840 god grants him perfect id Wow (ID: CERAD)国07/29/17(Sat)21:13:05 No 135461488 92 Anonymous (ID N CED)雪07/29/17(Sat)21:12:15 No 135460768 confuses name field with subject field people to afraid too respond >135457935 (OP) You know this meme is making fun of people like you right 135460768 hi virgin hahahahaha doesn't bother to capitalize instinctively tries perfect punctuation but stops doing it at the end to look alpha passive agressive

the virgin shoot vs the first degree chadslaughter

"The Virgin Shoot" peak performance attained via a lifetime of bullying no regrets ÉCOLE POLYTECHNIQUE UNIVERSITE PARIS-SACLAY Guaranteed female admirers relishes the cries ofroasties my 10,000 hours on Black Ops 2 prepared me for this" /r/incels approvęd submitter status leads to successful insanity plea: released next day New Balance featuring slip-resistant "First Degree Chadslaughter" "Honey, w-wake up, I'm sorry, you know how I get sometimes... f--- what have I done" instant regret "I have so much to live for!" pumped and dumped the prosecuting attorne back in college

ketchup vs mayo

The Virgin Mayo Layer Applies as quietly as possible to not disturb others Puts only a tiny amount to compensate for inactive lifestyle Uses it as he believes mayo is the more sophisticated choice Uses mavo because ketchup reminds him of terrible childhood Secretly wishes he could use ketchup but too afraid be seen using it "The Chad Ketchup Stew" Covers his food in ketchup making food unseeable Unconcerned about what others think of his condiment choices Uses excessive amounts of ketchup because he knows he will lose it all w orking out at the gym BRAAAAAP* Yolo Will only use near empty ketchup containers that will produ ce a farting sound

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