This is the 46th Governor of Wisconsin that is used by people celebrating the last Election. This is not a holiday elf. Merry Christmas, Gov. Evers!

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This is a Phone Tree that is used by people trying to disseminate info quickly. It is ALSO not a holiday tree.

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I have so many questions... 1. Has someone been bullying Scott Walker into calling his Christmas tree a Holiday tree? 2. Does Scott Walker's tree go up 20 days before Thanksgiving? 3. What kind of monster wraps every present with the exact same minimali

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Check out this guys awesome Holiday tree. It’s the middle of November, but whatever.

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This is not a menorah. Menorah holds 7 candles. A menorah is lit all year round. This is a Hannukkeah. You friggin' idiot.

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This is a call memorandum. It is not a transcript, it’s a reconstruction of the call based on participants’ notes. In it a sitting POTUS asks for a “favor” to dig up dirt on a political rival. #ImpeachTrumpNow

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This is a HOUSE 🌱 PLANT. It is NOT green foliage. It used by people trying to experiment with their self-worth by learning how long they can keep it alive.

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This is a BIRTHDAY cake! It is NOT a cupcake! It is NOT a coffee cake! It is used by people celebrating a BIRTHDAY!!!

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This is a jewish hexagram spinner

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This is an Apple Tree that is used by people growing apples. It is ALSO not a holiday tree.

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