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Trolley Problem: Hard Mode

YOUR PHTYSICAL oo0 GRATEFULGENEROUS MILLIONAIRES

Trolley Madness

UT! YOU CAN ALSO PUSH A FAT MAN ONTO THE TRACK, STOPPING THE TROLLEY COMPLETELY IMACINE YOU ARE ON A RUNAWAY TROLLEY, YOU SEE IN FRONT OF YOU FIVE PEOPLE TIED TO THE TRACKS. YOU CAN'T STOP THE TROLLEY, BUT YOU CAN DIVERT IT ONTO ANOTHER TRACK WITH ONLY ONE PERSON. EITHER WAY LET ME FINISH! THE ONE MAN OWNS THE TROLLEY COMPANY, AND HAS BEEN EXPLOITING HIS ORKERS FOR YEARS. THE FIVE MEN HAVE BEEN WORKING FOR HIM UNDER SLAVE LIKE CONDITIONS. ELL TiloLLEY ETHICS 103 FOOT THE FAT MAN IS PLANNING ON LEADING A SOCIALIST REBELLION. IT S CERTAIN TO BE BLOODY, BUT WILL RESULT IN A MORE JUST SOCIETY IN THE END ALS0, THE FAT MAN IS REALLY ONLY A COMPLEX MACHINE, DESIGNED TO APPEAR AS THOUGH IT UNDERSTANDS OUR LANGUAGE, BUT REALLY CAN ONLY MANIPULATE SYNTAX T PROBABLY DOESN'T EXPERIENCE ANYTHING AT ALL! UH. THE TROLLEY COMPANY OWNER IS A COOD MAN AT HEART, AND IS ONLY DRIVING THE WORKERS S0 HARD BECAUSE AN EVIL DEMON IS DECEIVING HIM INTO BELIEVING THAT IT IS THE BEST THING TO DO. AND ALL FIVE OF THE WORKERS ARE WICKED MEN AT HEART AND HAVE ONLY NEVER COMMITTED A CRIME BECAUSE THEY HAVEN'T HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO DO S0. I WOULD KILL FOR MONEY IF I HAD THE CHANCE TOTALLY, ME TOO M TEACHING THEM GOOD WORK ETHIC WISH I HAD A KITTEN TO KILL DUE TO THE PO0R WORKING CONDITIONS, ALL FIVE OF THE MEN ARE SICK, AND WILL DIE WITHIN THE MONTH IF THEY DON'T GET ORGAN TRANSPLANTS. THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE THEM IS TO KILL THE TROLLEY OWNER'S ON AN INNOCENT, WHO IS PLAYING ON A THIRD TRACK. HOWEVER, DUE TO A GENETIC MUTATION, THE SON HAS A CAPACITY FOR HAPPINESS THAT FAR EXCEEDS ALL FIVE WORKERS COMBINED 么 ALSO, IF YOU KILL HIM, HIS FATHER WILL ALWAYS BLAME THE WORKERS, AND WILL TREAT THEM EVEN WORSE PLUS, ON THE TROLLEY THERE IS A BOMB, WHICH YOU CAN DETONATE·KILLING THE MAN, HIS SON, THE WORKERS, AND THE REVOLUTIONARY BoMB BUT HE WILL ALSO CHANNEL HIS SORROW INTO ART AND BECOME A MASTER VIOLINIST, GIVING IMMENSE JOY TO THOSE WHO LISTEN TO HIS MUSI UH, YEAH, ILL DO THAT ONE HOWEVER, IT WILL ALSO DESTROY THE CONCEPT OF THE TROLLEY, 50 THEIR DEATHS WILL BE COUNTERBALANCED BY MILLIONS OF STUDENTS NO LONGER HAVING TO SUFFER THROUCH ANSWERING THESE TYPES OF QUESTIONS. OKAY, BUT WHAT IF YOU WERE IN A VEIL OF IGNORANCE, AND DIDN'T KNOW AHEAD OF TIME WHETHER YOU'D BE A STUDENT, OR ON THE TRACK? LL TAKE MY CHANCES

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The Singer Solution to Knowledge

TROUBLE WITH THE TROLLEY, EH?

Spiderman's Trolley Problem

XKCD

EVER HEARDOFFE TROLLEY PROBLEM? || ATROLEXIS BRRELING | | | TO ARDSAVE-HELPLESS | CANIREACH THE LEVER GUESST FORGOTUHO WITHOUT GETTING UP? | WAS TALKING TO. NO LHAT PEOPLE ON THETRACKS WAIT IM NOT G IT YOU CAN PULL A LEVER FOR A DOLLAR, ILL INTHIS SCENARIOPROMISE TO PULL To DIRECT IT ONTO ANOTHE RACKBHOu BUSY PMLEVER IF ONE OF THE FIVE PEOPLE 15 YbU.

/fit/'s rules

Sorry, it's push day not pull day Nothing I can do. t. /fit/ oo0

Paradox

He actually did it!

Corey 9 hours ago So I told Dean to not pull the lever . he actually did it the absolute madman hahahahahahaha!

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