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Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 20:05:25 No.15990986 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>15991093 >>15991098 >1599110515991215 rack up 50 Perfect Pretty Princess Points >Tell Daddy I want a shiny new gold bracelet >He tells me a new gold bracelet will cost 100 Pretty Princess Points >He's trying to swindle me since last month he said it would only cost 50 >demand shiny gold bracelet >he tells me money is tight since he didn't get his big bonus from work like he thought he would >start stamping my feet and chanting "ME WANT SHINY BRACELET ME WANT SHINY BRACELET" >tells me l'm 26 and need to stop acting this way >remove bloody tampon from vagoo and begin whipping it around wildly >period blood splatters on daddy's face >with a horrified look on his face he backs away from me as I grin at him and stare him down >comes home that night with shiny new bracelet >He makes me my meatless Tofu Chick'n Tendies for dinner 258KiB, 394x476, frog girl.png View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO
Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 20:05:25 No.15990986 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>15991093 >>15991098 >1599110515991215 rack up 50 Perfect Pretty Princess Points >Tell Daddy I want a shiny new gold bracelet >He tells me a new gold bracelet will cost 100 Pretty Princess Points >He's trying to swindle me since last month he said it would only cost 50 >demand shiny gold bracelet >he tells me money is tight since he didn't get his big bonus from work like he thought he would >start stamping my feet and chanting "ME WANT SHINY BRACELET ME WANT SHINY BRACELET" >tells me l'm 26 and need to stop acting this way >remove bloody tampon from vagoo and begin whipping it around wildly >period blood splatters on daddy's face >with a horrified look on his face he backs away from me as I grin at him and stare him down >comes home that night with shiny new bracelet >He makes me my meatless Tofu Chick'n Tendies for dinner 258KiB, 394x476, frog girl.png View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO

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house of cards hand.ipg (129 KB, 460x453) google igdb Anonymous 03/03/15(Tue )04:26:18 No.1679911316799136 >16799171 >>16799459 >Sitting at the kitchen table, waiting for mom I loathe the necessity for mom, but for now I must accept that she is but a means to an end >Tonight, that end is Pizza Hut >Mom enters the room >"Honey, I know I promised Pizza Hut tonight, but we can't afford Pizza tonight. I didn't realize you spent $30 on my debit card this morning" > "Mom, the nature of promises is that they remain immune to changing circumstances" >"T'm sorry, but I just can't afford it. When I get paid on Friday well get Pizza Hut. I promise" >Look slightly to her left, into the camera >"You might be thinking 've foiled myself. You would be wrong." >Turn back to mom > This is a betrayal of the highest order and I demand compensation. Friday is not enough. Not even close. Promise me Pizza Hut every night this weekend or l swear to God Ill kill myself" >"Honey, please don't do this again" >l interrupt her with the clattering of silverware as I tear through the cabinet looking for a knife to threaten myself with >"I do not make idle threats mom. Capitulate or you'll be explaining this to the police over my cold dead corpse" >She bursts into tears and agrees >Defeated, she gets into her car and leaves for her second job >Not 5 minutes later, the doorbells rings >You might be thinking it's mom, but you'd be wrong, again >You see: Earlier today I had placed an order to Pizza Hut, due to arrive exactly at this moment, on my mother's debit card >"You didn't really think I'd go without Pizza Hut did you?" >l claim my prize without tipping. Devour the entire dinner and return to the basement >I work on my rowing machine while I plot my next move
house of cards hand.ipg (129 KB, 460x453) google igdb Anonymous 03/03/15(Tue )04:26:18 No.1679911316799136 >16799171 >>16799459 >Sitting at the kitchen table, waiting for mom I loathe the necessity for mom, but for now I must accept that she is but a means to an end >Tonight, that end is Pizza Hut >Mom enters the room >"Honey, I know I promised Pizza Hut tonight, but we can't afford Pizza tonight. I didn't realize you spent $30 on my debit card this morning" > "Mom, the nature of promises is that they remain immune to changing circumstances" >"T'm sorry, but I just can't afford it. When I get paid on Friday well get Pizza Hut. I promise" >Look slightly to her left, into the camera >"You might be thinking 've foiled myself. You would be wrong." >Turn back to mom > This is a betrayal of the highest order and I demand compensation. Friday is not enough. Not even close. Promise me Pizza Hut every night this weekend or l swear to God Ill kill myself" >"Honey, please don't do this again" >l interrupt her with the clattering of silverware as I tear through the cabinet looking for a knife to threaten myself with >"I do not make idle threats mom. Capitulate or you'll be explaining this to the police over my cold dead corpse" >She bursts into tears and agrees >Defeated, she gets into her car and leaves for her second job >Not 5 minutes later, the doorbells rings >You might be thinking it's mom, but you'd be wrong, again >You see: Earlier today I had placed an order to Pizza Hut, due to arrive exactly at this moment, on my mother's debit card >"You didn't really think I'd go without Pizza Hut did you?" >l claim my prize without tipping. Devour the entire dinner and return to the basement >I work on my rowing machine while I plot my next move

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File: tomdelay ipg (98 KB, 380x247) Anonymous 02/17/15(Tue)14:37:27 No.16476951 [Reply] Gimme gimme chicken tendies, Be they crispy or from Wendys. Spend my hard-earned good-boy points, on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints. Mummy lifts me to the car, To find me tendies near and far Enjoy my tasty tendie treats, in comfy big boy booster seats. McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Canes But of my tendies none remains. She tries to make me take a nappy, But sleeping doesnt make me happy. Tendies are the only food, That puts me in the napping mood. I'll scream and shout and make a fuss, 'll scratch, 'll bite, 'll even cuss! Tendies are my heart's desire, Fueled by raging, hungry fire Mummy sobs and wails and cries, But tears arent tendies, nugs or fries. My good-boy points were fairly earned, To buy the tendies that Ive yearned. But there's no tendies on my plate! Did mummy think that I'd just ate? "TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW, YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SO screech while hurling into her eyes, My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise. For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers: Never forget my chicken tenders
File: tomdelay ipg (98 KB, 380x247) Anonymous 02/17/15(Tue)14:37:27 No.16476951 [Reply] Gimme gimme chicken tendies, Be they crispy or from Wendys. Spend my hard-earned good-boy points, on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints. Mummy lifts me to the car, To find me tendies near and far Enjoy my tasty tendie treats, in comfy big boy booster seats. McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Canes But of my tendies none remains. She tries to make me take a nappy, But sleeping doesnt make me happy. Tendies are the only food, That puts me in the napping mood. I'll scream and shout and make a fuss, 'll scratch, 'll bite, 'll even cuss! Tendies are my heart's desire, Fueled by raging, hungry fire Mummy sobs and wails and cries, But tears arent tendies, nugs or fries. My good-boy points were fairly earned, To buy the tendies that Ive yearned. But there's no tendies on my plate! Did mummy think that I'd just ate? "TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW, YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SO screech while hurling into her eyes, My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise. For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers: Never forget my chicken tenders

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anon regrets a decision

>ITT decisions that you regret. i Il start at a female classmates house doing our research project >having a casual conversation until the topic turns to sex >she jokingly asks "so, are you still a virgin anon?" >"haha uh yeah i still am" feel embarassed >she chuckles and moves closer to me(we were sitting at the floor) >get nervous because she's too close >she moves her face right in front of mine >"you re cute you know" she smiles before kissing me >feel her tongue, don't know what was happening, close my eyes and let her do the work >is this it, am i finally gonna lose my virginity? >suddenly my phone vibrates reached for it and see who texted me it was mom "hi anon, i'll be home in 40 minutes, i hope you did your chores or you know what's gonna happen.." >oh s---. i've finished all the chores except one, i forgot to mow the lawn i pushed her away from me >"what's wrong anon?" "uh sorry, there's uh.. an emergency. i have to go now bye >sprint the f--- out of her house bitch ive worked hard for this >reason why i went back to college was for the 1000GBP >I've already accumulated 1 320GBP >mowing the lawn is worth 200 GBP not doing a chore will deduct my current GBP >GBP reward x 2 = total amount that will be deducted >my mom thought of this s----- system so i'll always do my chores > i ain't gonna lose 400GBP now that i'm 180 GBP close to a brand new wiiu >drive back to my house using my brother's car >mfw i was mowing the lawn at 8pm >mom arrives 30 minutes later, by that time i was already done impressed on how of a good boy i am >we then went out to buy a wiiu >stll have enough GP for tendies >everything went better than expected looking back, did i really made the wrong choice bros? i knew i shoud' ve used all that GBP to buy a PS4 because my mom thinks that i'm already responsible and there's no need for GBP anymore
>ITT decisions that you regret. i Il start at a female classmates house doing our research project >having a casual conversation until the topic turns to sex >she jokingly asks "so, are you still a virgin anon?" >"haha uh yeah i still am" feel embarassed >she chuckles and moves closer to me(we were sitting at the floor) >get nervous because she's too close >she moves her face right in front of mine >"you re cute you know" she smiles before kissing me >feel her tongue, don't know what was happening, close my eyes and let her do the work >is this it, am i finally gonna lose my virginity? >suddenly my phone vibrates reached for it and see who texted me it was mom "hi anon, i'll be home in 40 minutes, i hope you did your chores or you know what's gonna happen.." >oh s---. i've finished all the chores except one, i forgot to mow the lawn i pushed her away from me >"what's wrong anon?" "uh sorry, there's uh.. an emergency. i have to go now bye >sprint the f--- out of her house bitch ive worked hard for this >reason why i went back to college was for the 1000GBP >I've already accumulated 1 320GBP >mowing the lawn is worth 200 GBP not doing a chore will deduct my current GBP >GBP reward x 2 = total amount that will be deducted >my mom thought of this s----- system so i'll always do my chores > i ain't gonna lose 400GBP now that i'm 180 GBP close to a brand new wiiu >drive back to my house using my brother's car >mfw i was mowing the lawn at 8pm >mom arrives 30 minutes later, by that time i was already done impressed on how of a good boy i am >we then went out to buy a wiiu >stll have enough GP for tendies >everything went better than expected looking back, did i really made the wrong choice bros? i knew i shoud' ve used all that GBP to buy a PS4 because my mom thinks that i'm already responsible and there's no need for GBP anymore

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When your parents check on you and you have to pretend you're sleeping
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Chicken Shrek

Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:22:10 No.1609350016093586 File: tendies ipg (315 KB, 1600x1195) >be morning wake up >desire tendies >lift my big beautiful body off the bed >my legs no longer work >crawl to door like inch worm push door open >call for mummy "y-yes dear? >"TENDIES NOW MUMMY" >"o-okay dear "DON'T FORGET THE RANCH SAUCE, W---- >she goes down the stairs >hear someone walking up it is not mummy it's mummy's new chad boyfriend with a shotgun slung on his back >he grabs me by the collar and starts dragging my 500 lb body to the stairs >"LET GO, MUMMY'S GOOD BOY WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS" >Time to take a trip to the woodshed you fat f---" >I pee pee and poo poo like never before >he does not relent >he drags me down the stairs and out the door >shoves me into a wheelbarrow and steers me to the shed >pushes me inside and closes the door behind him >he points the shotgun at me >start crying >"where are my tendies?" >"It's all over now, boy" a voice suddenly booms from behind the door >"I think ye means it's all OGRE now" >suddenly a green fist smashes through the door and into the chad's head >his head explodes into red mist >the door falls over inward to reveal Shrek >I know what it is he desires turn around and raise my ass >I can feel it >shrek's pulsing tendie makes it's way between my asscheeks >he grunts "THIS IS MY SWAMP NO" >shrek's tendie pulses in my anus his special ranch sauce is released into me >it completes my transformation shed my fat shell and transcend into my new form >I am a space butterfly >I take off into space shrek waves to me as I go >shrek is love >shrek is life
Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:22:10 No.1609350016093586 File: tendies ipg (315 KB, 1600x1195) >be morning wake up >desire tendies >lift my big beautiful body off the bed >my legs no longer work >crawl to door like inch worm push door open >call for mummy "y-yes dear? >"TENDIES NOW MUMMY" >"o-okay dear "DON'T FORGET THE RANCH SAUCE, W---- >she goes down the stairs >hear someone walking up it is not mummy it's mummy's new chad boyfriend with a shotgun slung on his back >he grabs me by the collar and starts dragging my 500 lb body to the stairs >"LET GO, MUMMY'S GOOD BOY WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS" >Time to take a trip to the woodshed you fat f---" >I pee pee and poo poo like never before >he does not relent >he drags me down the stairs and out the door >shoves me into a wheelbarrow and steers me to the shed >pushes me inside and closes the door behind him >he points the shotgun at me >start crying >"where are my tendies?" >"It's all over now, boy" a voice suddenly booms from behind the door >"I think ye means it's all OGRE now" >suddenly a green fist smashes through the door and into the chad's head >his head explodes into red mist >the door falls over inward to reveal Shrek >I know what it is he desires turn around and raise my ass >I can feel it >shrek's pulsing tendie makes it's way between my asscheeks >he grunts "THIS IS MY SWAMP NO" >shrek's tendie pulses in my anus his special ranch sauce is released into me >it completes my transformation shed my fat shell and transcend into my new form >I am a space butterfly >I take off into space shrek waves to me as I go >shrek is love >shrek is life

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Gimmie Gimme Chicken Tendies

A nonymous 01 /26/ 1 5(Mon) 1 9: 44:53 N o. 1 60 1 8704 >>1 601 8903->1 601 9210 >>1 6021 369 221 6024778 >21 6025009 16025078 -16028588 -16028615 16028658 1602907 16029888 File: 1422056628236 png (1.9 MB, 796x899) Gimme gimme chicken tendies Be they crispy or from Wendys Spend my hard-earned good-boy points on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints Mummy lifts me to the car To find me tendies near and far. Enjoy my tasty tendie treats in comfy big boy booster seats McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's But of my tendies none remains She tries to make me take a nappy But sleeping doesn't make me happy Tendies are the only food That puts me in the napping mood I'll scream and shout and make a fuss I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss! Tendies are my heart's desire Fueled by raging, hungry fire Mummy sobs and wails and cries But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries My good-boy points were fairly earned To buy the tendies that I've yearned But there's no tendies on my plate! Did mummy think that l'd just ate? "TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW! I screech while hurling into her eyes My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers Never forget my chicken tenders
A nonymous 01 /26/ 1 5(Mon) 1 9: 44:53 N o. 1 60 1 8704 >>1 601 8903->1 601 9210 >>1 6021 369 221 6024778 >21 6025009 16025078 -16028588 -16028615 16028658 1602907 16029888 File: 1422056628236 png (1.9 MB, 796x899) Gimme gimme chicken tendies Be they crispy or from Wendys Spend my hard-earned good-boy points on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints Mummy lifts me to the car To find me tendies near and far. Enjoy my tasty tendie treats in comfy big boy booster seats McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's But of my tendies none remains She tries to make me take a nappy But sleeping doesn't make me happy Tendies are the only food That puts me in the napping mood I'll scream and shout and make a fuss I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss! Tendies are my heart's desire Fueled by raging, hungry fire Mummy sobs and wails and cries But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries My good-boy points were fairly earned To buy the tendies that I've yearned But there's no tendies on my plate! Did mummy think that l'd just ate? "TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW! I screech while hurling into her eyes My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers Never forget my chicken tenders

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[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] 13 File: checkthesetendies png (899 KB, 688x663) Chicken Tendies General . /ctg/ Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon) 16 48:24 No 6 1 79 128 228182042 쯔6182648 Post your tendies, talk about your favorite sides, sauces, etc. These are the tendies I had for lunch Ick/, anyone else eat some tendies today? Post'em >> Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)16:51:57 No 6179133 dimaasimaa-imsesizee 226180340 226181513 >ketchup with tendies >> ■ Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)16:52 08 No 6 1791 34 > idizeinsmis.siassetteosadisasz The next m------------ that says tendies" on /ck is going to be s------- out my chef croc's for a week. >> ■ Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)23:54:06 No.6 180495 File: HeyFava png (594 KB, 759x455) 2261aoso226 80609 226179134 Hey Farva, what do you call those deep-fried strips of chicken? You know, the ones made of white meat and served with honey mustard and s---? >> ■ Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)23:55:14 No 6180500>>>6180504-teom File: HeyFarva2 png (212 KB, 311x449) 5180495 you mean Chicken Tendies? ■ Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)23:56:33 No 6180504 File: Heyfava3 ng (352 KB, 753x451) > > misere m6182084
[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] 13 File: checkthesetendies png (899 KB, 688x663) Chicken Tendies General . /ctg/ Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon) 16 48:24 No 6 1 79 128 228182042 쯔6182648 Post your tendies, talk about your favorite sides, sauces, etc. These are the tendies I had for lunch Ick/, anyone else eat some tendies today? Post'em >> Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)16:51:57 No 6179133 dimaasimaa-imsesizee 226180340 226181513 >ketchup with tendies >> ■ Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)16:52 08 No 6 1791 34 > idizeinsmis.siassetteosadisasz The next m------------ that says tendies" on /ck is going to be s------- out my chef croc's for a week. >> ■ Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)23:54:06 No.6 180495 File: HeyFava png (594 KB, 759x455) 2261aoso226 80609 226179134 Hey Farva, what do you call those deep-fried strips of chicken? You know, the ones made of white meat and served with honey mustard and s---? >> ■ Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)23:55:14 No 6180500>>>6180504-teom File: HeyFarva2 png (212 KB, 311x449) 5180495 you mean Chicken Tendies? ■ Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)23:56:33 No 6180504 File: Heyfava3 ng (352 KB, 753x451) > > misere m6182084

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