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Anonymous 01/27/15 Tue 01:56:38 No. 16021759·>>16022193 >21602331 >>16 2499 >>1602 714 >> 16027512 >>16029691 >>15045 >be head of the local restaurant workers union >local fast food joint treats us like crap unpaid overtime, lack of disability leave, the whole nine yards >call strike >three days into the strike picketing the restaurant with workers >a fat, unshaven 30-some odd man waddles up to the picket line this f--- has no clue how to dress himself sporting a greasy ponytail, trenchcoat, fedora, sweatpants with stains i'd rather not think about, t-shirt that looks like one my daughter has >he yells "MAKE ME TENDIES!" >ask him what the flying f--- "tendies" are >"CHICKIE TENDIES! WANT CHICKIE TENDIES!" think he means chicken tenders try to explain to him that we're on strike >he cuts me off mid-sentence and starts chanting "TENDIES NOW TENDIES NOW TENDIES NOW" ignore him, go back to picketing suddenly get hit with a clump of s--- soaked in piss and j--- he has his pants off and he's spraying diarrhea and piss all over the place >he also has a jug filled with piss, s---, and c-- that he's throwing at people >"POO POO PEE PEE GO BACK TO MAKING TENDIES POO POO PEE PEE GO BACK TO MAKING TENDIES" >chad, one of the more jacked members of our union, punches him in the face suddenly he has one of those chinese swords, and boy, does he know how to use it he beheads chad and starts seriously injuring other people try to reason with him "Please stop!I want to go back to making tendies just as much as you want me to!" >he stops and yells "WHY DON'T YOU MAKE TENDIES THEN The boss won't pay us enough. Without money, we can't feed our families, and, uh, then we get too depressed to make tendies somehow it passes through his thick skul goes inside >comes out with the boss 5 minutes later instead of minimum wage, we now make 100 Good Boy Points an hour
Anonymous 01/27/15 Tue 01:56:38 No. 16021759·>>16022193 >21602331 >>16 2499 >>1602 714 >> 16027512 >>16029691 >>15045 >be head of the local restaurant workers union >local fast food joint treats us like crap unpaid overtime, lack of disability leave, the whole nine yards >call strike >three days into the strike picketing the restaurant with workers >a fat, unshaven 30-some odd man waddles up to the picket line this f--- has no clue how to dress himself sporting a greasy ponytail, trenchcoat, fedora, sweatpants with stains i'd rather not think about, t-shirt that looks like one my daughter has >he yells "MAKE ME TENDIES!" >ask him what the flying f--- "tendies" are >"CHICKIE TENDIES! WANT CHICKIE TENDIES!" think he means chicken tenders try to explain to him that we're on strike >he cuts me off mid-sentence and starts chanting "TENDIES NOW TENDIES NOW TENDIES NOW" ignore him, go back to picketing suddenly get hit with a clump of s--- soaked in piss and j--- he has his pants off and he's spraying diarrhea and piss all over the place >he also has a jug filled with piss, s---, and c-- that he's throwing at people >"POO POO PEE PEE GO BACK TO MAKING TENDIES POO POO PEE PEE GO BACK TO MAKING TENDIES" >chad, one of the more jacked members of our union, punches him in the face suddenly he has one of those chinese swords, and boy, does he know how to use it he beheads chad and starts seriously injuring other people try to reason with him "Please stop!I want to go back to making tendies just as much as you want me to!" >he stops and yells "WHY DON'T YOU MAKE TENDIES THEN The boss won't pay us enough. Without money, we can't feed our families, and, uh, then we get too depressed to make tendies somehow it passes through his thick skul goes inside >comes out with the boss 5 minutes later instead of minimum wage, we now make 100 Good Boy Points an hour

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File: 1398824649998.png (13 KB, 638x561) Anonymous 01/29/15(Thu)11:53:38 No.16070145 16070244 I was only 27 years old >I loved tendies so much, I had all the merchandise and dipping sauces >l pray to tendies every night, thanking him for the good boy points I'd been given >"tendies is love" I say "tendies is life" >my new dad hears me and calls me a f----- >l knew he was just jealous of my devotion for tendies >l called him a normie >he slaps me and sends me to go beddy bye I'm crying now, and my face hurts >I lay in my racecar bed and it's really cold >a warmth is moving towards me >l feel something touching me its tendies es ing to >I am so happy He whispers in to ear "this is my plate" >he grabs me with his powerful chicken hands and puts me on my hands and knees I'm ready >l spread my botty buns for tendies >he penetrates my poopyhole it feels owie but I do it for tendies >l can feel my bum tearing as my eyes start to water >l push against his force >I want to please tendies >he roars an autistic roar as he fills my bum with his dipping sauce >my dad walks in >tendies looks him straight in the eye and says "that's 10 good boy points" >tendies leaves through my window tendies is love, tendies is life
File: 1398824649998.png (13 KB, 638x561) Anonymous 01/29/15(Thu)11:53:38 No.16070145 16070244 I was only 27 years old >I loved tendies so much, I had all the merchandise and dipping sauces >l pray to tendies every night, thanking him for the good boy points I'd been given >"tendies is love" I say "tendies is life" >my new dad hears me and calls me a f----- >l knew he was just jealous of my devotion for tendies >l called him a normie >he slaps me and sends me to go beddy bye I'm crying now, and my face hurts >I lay in my racecar bed and it's really cold >a warmth is moving towards me >l feel something touching me its tendies es ing to >I am so happy He whispers in to ear "this is my plate" >he grabs me with his powerful chicken hands and puts me on my hands and knees I'm ready >l spread my botty buns for tendies >he penetrates my poopyhole it feels owie but I do it for tendies >l can feel my bum tearing as my eyes start to water >l push against his force >I want to please tendies >he roars an autistic roar as he fills my bum with his dipping sauce >my dad walks in >tendies looks him straight in the eye and says "that's 10 good boy points" >tendies leaves through my window tendies is love, tendies is life

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贂Anonymous 01/27/15(Tue)04:18:02 No.16026994、>> 16027089 2216027127 ile: 1422307516434.ipg (28 KB, 225x225) >lost all my tendies and GBP in the crash decide to earn one billion GBP >buckle down and start working hard clean the piss, s---, and c-- jugs out of my room earned 100 GBP step outside for the first time in years and go to the barber, earned 10 GBP >get a shave and a haircut, earned 50 GBP for each enroll back in college, 100 points >keep racking up points for years >lose weight, get fit 100,000 points >get a gf 10,000 points >graduate medical school 100,000 points sget married and buy a house 1,000,000 points >mommy awards points for grandkids so I get my girlfriend pregnant a few times as well >decide to see them through college for bonus points -fast forward, kids come home for Christmas from unis >Im getting close to my goal of 1 billion GBP >my sons are happy to see me >my daughter is saying some s--- about how stressful college life is s"I'm having a hard time at college dad, it's so competitive swell, honey, Im sure youll make it you just have to bee yourself, I have complete faith in you (I've been keeping close count of GBP 10 points for giving fatherly advice means lve reached my goal) >"Oh daddy I'm so glad I have you here to keep me grounded! I don't know what I would do without you >honey I love you too, belive me life is- >a smuge smile creeps upon my lips >IVE BEEN A GOOD BOY FOR MUMMY Shook my daughter in the face >s--- on the dinner table, ruin the Christmas dinner smy family looks on in horror >sprint out of the house all the way to my mommy's retirement home >kick the door down >shake her hand and smear i with s--- >IVE BEEN A GOOD BOY MUMMY WHERE'S MY TENDIES >she stares at me with dead eyes, a single drop in her left one That was 4 years ago. Ive been living off my GBP since.
贂Anonymous 01/27/15(Tue)04:18:02 No.16026994、>> 16027089 2216027127 ile: 1422307516434.ipg (28 KB, 225x225) >lost all my tendies and GBP in the crash decide to earn one billion GBP >buckle down and start working hard clean the piss, s---, and c-- jugs out of my room earned 100 GBP step outside for the first time in years and go to the barber, earned 10 GBP >get a shave and a haircut, earned 50 GBP for each enroll back in college, 100 points >keep racking up points for years >lose weight, get fit 100,000 points >get a gf 10,000 points >graduate medical school 100,000 points sget married and buy a house 1,000,000 points >mommy awards points for grandkids so I get my girlfriend pregnant a few times as well >decide to see them through college for bonus points -fast forward, kids come home for Christmas from unis >Im getting close to my goal of 1 billion GBP >my sons are happy to see me >my daughter is saying some s--- about how stressful college life is s"I'm having a hard time at college dad, it's so competitive swell, honey, Im sure youll make it you just have to bee yourself, I have complete faith in you (I've been keeping close count of GBP 10 points for giving fatherly advice means lve reached my goal) >"Oh daddy I'm so glad I have you here to keep me grounded! I don't know what I would do without you >honey I love you too, belive me life is- >a smuge smile creeps upon my lips >IVE BEEN A GOOD BOY FOR MUMMY Shook my daughter in the face >s--- on the dinner table, ruin the Christmas dinner smy family looks on in horror >sprint out of the house all the way to my mommy's retirement home >kick the door down >shake her hand and smear i with s--- >IVE BEEN A GOOD BOY MUMMY WHERE'S MY TENDIES >she stares at me with dead eyes, a single drop in her left one That was 4 years ago. Ive been living off my GBP since.

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Daddy's Pee Pee

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ ■ Auto] File: 1415847797994ipg (14 KB, 200x200) : Anonymous 01/28/15(Wed)17:08:51 No.16058018 >mum is tired >ask her what i can do for more gbp don't know go see your father >daddy is in his room touching his peepee >daddy i want gbp give me gbp tells me to come here >sit on the edge of the bed >puts my hand on his peepee it's warm and hard >that good anon, now lick it like a lolipop si lick his peepee makes me swallow the entire thing keep at it until some sticky stuff squirts out daddy pats me on the head >mfw i got 100 gbp for that >I'm getting 10 tende meals tonight >s Anonymous 01/28/15(Wed)17:13:37 No. 16058127 This meme has gone too far
[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ ■ Auto] File: 1415847797994ipg (14 KB, 200x200) : Anonymous 01/28/15(Wed)17:08:51 No.16058018 >mum is tired >ask her what i can do for more gbp don't know go see your father >daddy is in his room touching his peepee >daddy i want gbp give me gbp tells me to come here >sit on the edge of the bed >puts my hand on his peepee it's warm and hard >that good anon, now lick it like a lolipop si lick his peepee makes me swallow the entire thing keep at it until some sticky stuff squirts out daddy pats me on the head >mfw i got 100 gbp for that >I'm getting 10 tende meals tonight >s Anonymous 01/28/15(Wed)17:13:37 No. 16058127 This meme has gone too far

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Mommy gives Good Boy Points

O Anonymous 01/22/15(Thu)23:31:47 No. 15942663 File: 1409177495303 ipg (8 KB, 186x178) >>15942876 >>15943296 >>15943370>>15943399 Want to eat chicken tendies oO Mommy put them at 5 Good Boy points each Currently have 30 GB points, means I can get 6 need at least 10 to be fully satisfied >BBQ sauce costs an extra 10 >Beg Mommy to give me more points >She pulls up her dress and says if I make her feel good she'll give me the extra 4 free >Don't even like girly pee pee parts, but I love chicken tendies >Finally oblige, start licking Mommy down there >After about 10 minutes she says I can have extra sauce if I play with her milky bags >Spend another 15 minutes sucking and grabbing her milky bags >She finally says that's enough >Gives me 10 chicken tendies + extra BBQ sauce >Says I've earned them for being a good little boy >Didn't even have to use my GB points >Use them later so Mommy can give me a Blowy Joey >Mfw Replies: 15942876>>15943296 >1594337015943399
O Anonymous 01/22/15(Thu)23:31:47 No. 15942663 File: 1409177495303 ipg (8 KB, 186x178) >>15942876 >>15943296 >>15943370>>15943399 Want to eat chicken tendies oO Mommy put them at 5 Good Boy points each Currently have 30 GB points, means I can get 6 need at least 10 to be fully satisfied >BBQ sauce costs an extra 10 >Beg Mommy to give me more points >She pulls up her dress and says if I make her feel good she'll give me the extra 4 free >Don't even like girly pee pee parts, but I love chicken tendies >Finally oblige, start licking Mommy down there >After about 10 minutes she says I can have extra sauce if I play with her milky bags >Spend another 15 minutes sucking and grabbing her milky bags >She finally says that's enough >Gives me 10 chicken tendies + extra BBQ sauce >Says I've earned them for being a good little boy >Didn't even have to use my GB points >Use them later so Mommy can give me a Blowy Joey >Mfw Replies: 15942876>>15943296 >1594337015943399

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Anonymous No.16016621 27 minutes ago last weekend 3 am in the morning wake up and decide I want some delicious chicken tendies go into mommy's room and see her wrestling with new daddy do an Ultimate Splash onto the bed to get their attention new dad jumps out of bed and starts screaming at me mommy tells new daddy, "It's okay, Chad. He doesn't know any better." tell mommy I want tendies now she tells me nowhere is open start slapping my belly like bongo drums and chanting "Tendies! Tendies! Tendies!" new daddy puts on shorts and storms out of the house mommy starts crying tell her she should just be happy that Chad stuck his peepee in her dusty old vajayjay she tells me that's not nice and will take away my GBP points dare the c--- to try she goes to rip up my receipt for 100 GBP hears me unsheathing my katana she panics and scribbles me a check for 500 more GBP tfw the bitch drove to Wendy's that night Why does buying me tendies have to be such a f------ ordeal?
Anonymous No.16016621 27 minutes ago last weekend 3 am in the morning wake up and decide I want some delicious chicken tendies go into mommy's room and see her wrestling with new daddy do an Ultimate Splash onto the bed to get their attention new dad jumps out of bed and starts screaming at me mommy tells new daddy, "It's okay, Chad. He doesn't know any better." tell mommy I want tendies now she tells me nowhere is open start slapping my belly like bongo drums and chanting "Tendies! Tendies! Tendies!" new daddy puts on shorts and storms out of the house mommy starts crying tell her she should just be happy that Chad stuck his peepee in her dusty old vajayjay she tells me that's not nice and will take away my GBP points dare the c--- to try she goes to rip up my receipt for 100 GBP hears me unsheathing my katana she panics and scribbles me a check for 500 more GBP tfw the bitch drove to Wendy's that night Why does buying me tendies have to be such a f------ ordeal?

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[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] 13 File: checkthesetendies.png (899 KB, 688x663) ■ Chicken Tendies General-/ctg/ Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)16:48:24 No.61 79128 >261791 33961791 39 226179157 >-6179169 Post your tendies, talk about your favorite sides, sauces, eto These are the tendies I had for lunch /ck/, anyone else eat some tendies today? Post 'em >> Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)16:51:57 No.6179133 P> >ketchup with tendies >> Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)16:52:08 No.6179134▶>>61791 402261 79154-6180495>>618050426182607 The next m------------ that says "tendies" on /ck/ is going to be s------- out my chef croc's for a week. >3 Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)23:54:06 No.6180495 File: HeyFarva.png (594 KB, 759x455) 6160500 226180609 P> Hey Farva, what do you call those deep-fried strips of chicken? You know, the ones made of white meat and served with honey mustard and s---? >> 11 Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)23:55:14 No.61 80500 File: HeyFarva2 png (212 KB, 311x449) 226180504 226180609 6180495 you mean Chicken Tendies? P> ■ Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)23:56:33 No.61 80504 File: HeyFarva3.png (352 KB, 753x451) >26180609226182064 P> 6180500
[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] 13 File: checkthesetendies.png (899 KB, 688x663) ■ Chicken Tendies General-/ctg/ Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)16:48:24 No.61 79128 >261791 33961791 39 226179157 >-6179169 Post your tendies, talk about your favorite sides, sauces, eto These are the tendies I had for lunch /ck/, anyone else eat some tendies today? Post 'em >> Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)16:51:57 No.6179133 P> >ketchup with tendies >> Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)16:52:08 No.6179134▶>>61791 402261 79154-6180495>>618050426182607 The next m------------ that says "tendies" on /ck/ is going to be s------- out my chef croc's for a week. >3 Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)23:54:06 No.6180495 File: HeyFarva.png (594 KB, 759x455) 6160500 226180609 P> Hey Farva, what do you call those deep-fried strips of chicken? You know, the ones made of white meat and served with honey mustard and s---? >> 11 Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)23:55:14 No.61 80500 File: HeyFarva2 png (212 KB, 311x449) 226180504 226180609 6180495 you mean Chicken Tendies? P> ■ Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)23:56:33 No.61 80504 File: HeyFarva3.png (352 KB, 753x451) >26180609226182064 P> 6180500

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