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Moar:

So I saw that Salamander with A Cat and now I bring you... Reclusiarch Grimaldus with a Puppy on his head.

Luth

TFW

ASD VE asdrubael-rekt TFW you're forced into sexual slavery to a sadistic dark elf lord and you think it's gonna be amazing esoteric arcane f------, but instead it's all intergalactic trade meetings and city planning asdrubael-rekt TFW You've Machiavelli'ed your way up from a slave to an Overlord but the ennui is crushing and the only pleasure you get anymore is making your a------ Archons weep like children and intergalactic trolling. ask-tribune-ra TFW When your the bodyguard of the most evil and powerful member of your species and the warp dust hits in the middle of a meeting.

trust no one

ACOLYTES OF THE ORDO IIALLEUS 1V af Su of bo th Ru de "Trust no one... not even yourselves.'" ea di Last words of Inquisitor Khasulon to his Acolytes P th ery few Inquisitors work entirely alone, and those of the Ordo Malleus are no different. Behind every successful Daemon Hunter stand dozens, sometimes hundreds, of Acolytes. The servants of the Ordo Malleus often regard themselves as elites within the Inquisition, some of them claiming that the worst a servant of the other Ordos risks is his life while they risk their immortal souls to defend mankind against his ultimate enemies. To die at the hand of an alien monstrosity is no great sacrifice, they claim, for the soul of the slain is assured a seat at the right hand of the Emperor. To die at the hand of a daemon, however, is to risk eternal damnation, where the Acolyte's soul might have to endure an eternity of torment nd his saint

Blood Ravens like to acquire new land

HIPPITY HOPPITY

Some deep lore right here

fiyabwal Warhammer 40k orks are just a shitpost. Reading up on the lore of them is a true test because they're so absurd you cant tel the dufference between theory and actual canon S--- i've read -every one possesses a form of psychic willpower that affects reality technically could not be killed, but a human taunting them described how he would kill them so they became killable -they believe the color red increases speed so it does, including their enemies ships they believe the color yellow makes explosions more powerful, so it does they believe the color purple is stealthy so anything purple that they see is now invisible they have windows on their spaceships to do drive-by's because they dont know theres no air to breathe in space their guns dont actually have any proper functioning parts. But since they believe its a gun, its now a gun an out of ammo imperium squad once used empty guns to kill orks by shouting bang and since the orks didnt know they were empty it still killed them. And now my personal favorite -while the emperor is believed to be kept alive by continuous sacrifices of his own techpriests. It is believed that the only reason the emperor is still alive is because the orks believe he is alive I cant tell what is true and what is made up because it all reads like that Orks are the one faction that makes the Warhammer 40000 setting appealing to me WAUUUUUUUUUUGH -Orks have a gun that fires goblins THROUGH HELL to strike their enemies "Supa fast (a feat which is deemed impossible by all other factions) -Orks have very few actual organs and are like 90% fungus Like most actual fungus, Orks reproduce with spores that are constantly being spewed from their bodies -Ork psychers(magic users) are so volitile that they will sometimes just explode, sometimes taking half the army with them. This can be prevented by giving the psycher a stick wrapped in copper wire -Orks decided to weaponize this by cutting off the psycher's limbs strapping him down to a cart, throwing him into the middle of the battlefield, then taking away the stick and running away -Due to the lack of any real organs, and reproduction with spores, orks lack any form of genetalia. However, Ork painboys(doctors) will sometimes graft fingers or lumps of skin to an ork patient that look like penises just for s---- and giggles. This is typically done without patient consent and may result in the doctor's dismemberment Ork ships tend to have massive amounts of thrusters and rockets on them, all wired up to a single massive red button for the captain to smash In any sane universe, 9/10 ork vehicles would explode after turning on the ignition -Orks are actually one of the oldest races in the galaxy, and were created by god-lizards to fight against giant, metal, sun-eating vampire gods and their robot skeleton slaves Orks are the equivalent to the black knight in Monty Python and the Holy grail, being able to be completely dismembered and continuing to fight (and still being a fairly sizable threat) -If an Ork can find his dismembered limb and staple it back into place, he will be able to reuse that limb The orks once were capable of building AN ENTIRE PLANET completely out of scrap metal A prominent ork strategy is to swarm millions of orks onto an asteroid or moon, then slam them into the planet's surface, effectively acting as makeshift landing crafts -In old lore, the way that orks communicated across massive battlestations and walkers was that certain orks were capable of yelling SUPA SUPA LOUD instead of having an actual pulmonary-poultry A ittle bit more on orks: Painboyz (as well as ork technicians, called Mekboyz) have an in- bom knowledge of their given craft. Mekboyz pop up out of the ground with a basic knowledge of constructing simple machines and likewise Painboyz are born with a pretty good idea of which fleshy bits go where inside an ork. ork youths (or yoofs) often become frustrated with older orks always telling them they can do whatever they want, so they join up with the Stormboyz, where they perform such rebellious acts as saluting and respecting authorities, marching and performing drills in near-perfect synchronization, and strapping unstable rocket-engines to their backs to hurl themselves at the enemy the ork gods are Gork and Mork, one of which is Brutal (but Kunnin) and the other is Kunnin' (but Brutal). The orks usually can't all agree on which is which but general consensus is that Mork is the god of clobbering someone when they're not looking, and Gork is the god of clobbering someone when they are looking orks are naturally bald, but still sport impressive topknots and mohawks thanks to organisms called hair squigs. These smal parasitic orkoids possess coats of disproportionately long, thick hair and will instinctively clamp down on whatever fleshy surface they are pressed against (usually an ork's scalp) and never let go. There is a larger variety known as a beard squig, which, predicably, is typically attached to the chin. one time an ork was accidentally sent back in time and used the opportunity to kill his past self so he could have a spare of his favorite gun

Horus I am disappoint

Salamander and a Cat

Luth

Taufapfap

THANKS TO THE MIRACLE OF THE STARTIDE NEXUS I FINALLY HAVE ACCESS TO ONLINE PORNSITES. TAK MARVELOUS BRAZZERS

God-Emperor approved

ARE THE THOUSAND SONS NOT LETTING YOU HILL THEM FOR THEIR CRIMES ge,be 'ere' , AGAINST THE EMPIRE? IS AHRIMAN CONSTANTLY TRYING TO STEAL BOOKS FROM YOUR LIBRARY? OK YEARSof IS MAGNUS THE RED BEATING UP YOUR SON ON YOUR OWN FRONT LAWN? JUST CALL 1-800-FUCH-PSYCHERS

Slap the Xeno by TechmagusKhobotov

Imperial Guardsman: *slaps Tau* See? It's easy. LI

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