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New Trident LAYERS With Real Ogre Flavor 14 PIECES SUGAR FREE GUM GREENONION+GOLDENPINEAPPLE NATURALLY&ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED

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Anonymous (ID: zmfmwhag) 03/09/13(Sat)15:18:19 No.463963129 Replies: 463964732 File: 1362860299327 ipg-(96 KB, 1024x768, 1362439175684 jpg) 14 Be 17 >At a party with a few close friends 4 girls there, all known for being easy sluts Say they want to have some fun >iseewherethisisgoing.jpg Run over to my bag as fast as my drunken legs can carry me >Bring back copy of Shrek 2 >They laugh at me >l run over to the poolside and begin to weep my eyes out >The pool begins to turn a murky brown, frothing over >A light mist rolls over the pool The smell of onions is overpowering >Suddenly, from the depths of the pool, a wooden outhouse emerges >The door bursts open to reveal my knight >"AIGHT LADEE LES SHOUGH THEES KEEDS AW TA PARTY" >Shrek knocks down the door, pandemonium follows >Grabs the most drunk girl by her pony tails >He whips out his massive, elephant-trunk sized c--- and pushes it in her anus, she dies instantly >"LOOKS LAIK YOU OGREDOSED LASEE" >Proceeds to do the same to my remaining friends >After a mere thirty seconds everyone but Shrek and I are dead know what I must do want to please Shrek, for he pleased me >l open my mouth as wide as it will go, awaiting his presence >"THATS NOT GONNA DO EET LADEE >He flips me over and demolishes my virgin anus >Blood seeping out, he fills me with his love and leaves >l knew it was ogre >Shrek's love tasted like sour onions >I was crying, they were tears of joy >Shrek is love, shrek is life

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cheeky farquaad m8 i swear il à to shrek u swear on my mums life

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yean it takes a lttle bit ir youre on a slower connection Anonymous 03/28/13(Thu)23:48 No. 183046917! File: 1364528896218.jpg-(4 KB, 150x156, 135405779949.jpg) >Today's the big day. I'll be getting my driver's license if I pass my driving test >At the DMV, waiting in my car for the driving instructor to come >Listening to Smash Mouth CD >Driving instructor comes in, turns off the cd player saying I'm not allowed to listen to music while doing the driving test >l tell her I have to be listening to Smash Mouth because it's my lucky charm >She doesn't give a f---, doesn't let me turn it back on >Start driving test >Making a lot of f------ mistakes, my heart is pounding because I don't want to fail Time to parallel park >Look in my rear view mirror >See two green ears >Smell onions >Hear "T'm a Believer" start to play even though I didn't turn on the CD player >Driving instructor gives me a look, begins to write that I've failed the driving test on her clipboard >Suddenly a large green hand yanks the clipboards from her grip >A deep Scottish accent says "This test is now ogre >l get an erection >Shrek gets out of the car, grabs the driving instructor and begins to beat her with an onion >Shrek runs off into the distance >some time passes, I drive the bitch back to the DMV >l ended up passing my test and now I'm a school bus driver P> Anonymous 03/28/13Thu)23-52 No.183047420

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[Shreking intensifies

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File (45 KB, 317x381, tumblr_mdksg4mJdJ1rpa2rfį1]jpg) □ Anonymous 03/18/13(Mon)22:14 No 50455 Replies: >>50542225061022506292250715 Any other homoshrekuals out there? I realized I wa different when l was 13 and smelled onions for the first time. From that day I couldn't stop thinking about shrek and dohnkay. I consider my gender identity to be Shrek and prefer the pronouns shre and shrim □ Anonymous 03/18/13(Mon)22:15 No.50525 Replies: Shrek is the new milhouse □ Anonymous 03/18/13(Mon)22:16 No.50542 right ogre here Anonymous 03/18/13 (Mon)22:17 No.50580 50525 Milhouse is still cool, f--- you Anonymous 03/18/13 (Mon)22:17 No.50610 50455 (OP) I remember telling my parents I had layers, I was crying all ogre Anonymous 03/18/13 (Mon)22:18 No.50629 shrek your privilege

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Donkey! Since when were you a human? I got a potion from the fairy god mother

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ever wanted to rub Shrek's face all oven your haked body

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