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You think shrek 5 with new cast will be better DreamWorks Well, yes without Eddie Murphy without Mike Myers [Laughing]

You think shrek 5 with new cast will be better DreamWorks Well, yes without Eddie Murphy without Mike Myers [Laughing]

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How my grandma describes me What I really look like

How my grandma describes me What I really look like

The Real Teller

Aunts and grandmas when a female family member asks for sprite instead of an alcoholic beverage "pregnant." "mmhhmm."

Aunts and grandmas when a female family member asks for sprite instead of an alcoholic beverage "pregnant." "mmhhmm."

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: Anonymous 306 KB PNG 08/27/23(Sun)13:51:15 No.189205354 >I just realized something today >in the Bible there is a talking donkey in the book of numbers >in Shrek we meet Donkey, a talking Donkey >a movie about fairytales >and donkey doesn't tie into any fairytale like the other characters Was Shrek f------ telling us the Bible is a fairytale? What does this mean bros.

: Anonymous 306 KB PNG 08/27/23(Sun)13:51:15 No.189205354 >I just realized something today >in the Bible there is a talking donkey in the book of numbers >in Shrek we meet Donkey, a talking Donkey >a movie about fairytales >and donkey doesn't tie into any fairytale like the other characters Was Shrek f------ telling us the Bible is a fairytale? What does this mean bros.

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You Have Shrek's Approval

When a girl texts you "at night I'm a totally different girl ;)" this is what I imagine

When a girl texts you "at night I'm a totally different girl ;)" this is what I imagine

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Uh Oh

When Dragon says it's her turn to be on top:

When Dragon says it's her turn to be on top:

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Donkey Isn't So Bad

How my grandma describes me What I really look like

How my grandma describes me What I really look like

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fairy god mother from critically acclaimed film shrek 2

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Icons Shrek and Fiona 💚

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Book of Numbers 22:21-39 is a confirmed Fairy Tale, according to Shrek

So how come nobody talks about how the existence of Donkey heavily implies The Holy Bible is a Fairy Tale in the Shrek Universe? Numbers 22:21-39✓ New International Version ✓ Balaam's Donkey 21 Balaam got up in the morning, saddled his donkey and went with the Moabite officials. 22 But God was very angry when he went, and the angel of the LORD stood in the road to oppose him. Balaam was riding on his donkey, and his two servants were with him. 23 When the donkey saw the angel of the LORD standing in the road with a drawn sword in his hand, it turned off the road into a field. Balaam beat it to get it back on the road. 24 Then the angel of the LORD stood in a narrow path through the vineyards, with walls on both sides. 25 When the donkey saw the angel of the LORD, it pressed close to the wall, crushing Balaam's foot against it. So he beat the donkey again. 26 Then the angel of the LORD moved on ahead and stood in a narrow place where there was no room to turn, either to the right or to the left. 27 When the donkey saw the angel of the LORD, it lay down under Balaam, and he was angry and beat it with his staff. 28 Then the LORD opened the donkey's mouth, and it said to Balaam, "What have I done to you to make you beat me these three times?" 29 Balaam answered the donkey, "You have made a fool of me! If only I had a sword in my hand, I would kill you right now." 30 The donkey said to Balaam, "Am I not your own donkey, which you have always ridden, to this day? Have I been in the habit of doing this to you?"

So how come nobody talks about how the existence of Donkey heavily implies The Holy Bible is a Fairy Tale in the Shrek Universe? Numbers 22:21-39✓ New International Version ✓ Balaam's Donkey 21 Balaam got up in the morning, saddled his donkey and went with the Moabite officials. 22 But God was very angry when he went, and the angel of the LORD stood in the road to oppose him. Balaam was riding on his donkey, and his two servants were with him. 23 When the donkey saw the angel of the LORD standing in the road with a drawn sword in his hand, it turned off the road into a field. Balaam beat it to get it back on the road. 24 Then the angel of the LORD stood in a narrow path through the vineyards, with walls on both sides. 25 When the donkey saw the angel of the LORD, it pressed close to the wall, crushing Balaam's foot against it. So he beat the donkey again. 26 Then the angel of the LORD moved on ahead and stood in a narrow place where there was no room to turn, either to the right or to the left. 27 When the donkey saw the angel of the LORD, it lay down under Balaam, and he was angry and beat it with his staff. 28 Then the LORD opened the donkey's mouth, and it said to Balaam, "What have I done to you to make you beat me these three times?" 29 Balaam answered the donkey, "You have made a fool of me! If only I had a sword in my hand, I would kill you right now." 30 The donkey said to Balaam, "Am I not your own donkey, which you have always ridden, to this day? Have I been in the habit of doing this to you?"

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