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Donutisms as heard in Back on the farm, I used to think about things. Then repress those thoughts.. Oh man, that is aburn. Dude. youjustgotburne. pnIs lightish red. e gris wanl tods It'll be a Donut Sandwich! It's time to POUND SOME CABOOSE. talk about chick stulf. and nol theun/chick stuf Tike ribons and unicorns. Don't even get me started on the design of the new armor I mean, what is this? AUTUMN? where can I hang out with no pants on? Elbow grease? How stupid do those guys think am? As soon asI get baek to base with that headlight fluid. I'm talking to the sergeant. I'm unopposed, which is the same way lgot "MOST LIKELY TO BE FABULOUS" in high school 1 dotted all 4he"I'S with hearts! IS IT A SPIDER? GET IT OFF! MY OLD ARMOR USED TO CHAFE MY THIGHS SOMETHIN AWFUL. BUT THE CROTCH IN THIS PINK ONE IS SURPRISINGLY ROOMY! with a LICENSE TO THRILL BE THRILLED! or RoOSTERTEETH
Donutisms as heard in Back on the farm, I used to think about things. Then repress those thoughts.. Oh man, that is aburn. Dude. youjustgotburne. pnIs lightish red. e gris wanl tods It'll be a Donut Sandwich! It's time to POUND SOME CABOOSE. talk about chick stulf. and nol theun/chick stuf Tike ribons and unicorns. Don't even get me started on the design of the new armor I mean, what is this? AUTUMN? where can I hang out with no pants on? Elbow grease? How stupid do those guys think am? As soon asI get baek to base with that headlight fluid. I'm talking to the sergeant. I'm unopposed, which is the same way lgot "MOST LIKELY TO BE FABULOUS" in high school 1 dotted all 4he"I'S with hearts! IS IT A SPIDER? GET IT OFF! MY OLD ARMOR USED TO CHAFE MY THIGHS SOMETHIN AWFUL. BUT THE CROTCH IN THIS PINK ONE IS SURPRISINGLY ROOMY! with a LICENSE TO THRILL BE THRILLED! or RoOSTERTEETH

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Do you ever wonder why we're here? Im not realy the Morket for ew friends not sure thot Ihoty should be reserved for only the most critical of situations, lke when someone reat idea, Sir!ith the current cro drinks milk out of the carton Pl BLUIE RED DANPRED You're about to get SARGE'S DEATH IS IN THE PAST WE NEED TO LOOK TO THE FUTURE, A FUTURE FILED WITH SIMMONS! Well my gut says NO, but, then again my gut's made of an ADVANCED POLYMER It doesn't know what the hell ie's talking about STUPID GUT TM DUTCH-IRISH! SHOTGUN I would sacrillce Grll lor you, Sir. FIRE IN THE HOLE! I really dont like it when girls pay direct attention to me. That's what you get for arguing with seience. 제 14a
Do you ever wonder why we're here? Im not realy the Morket for ew friends not sure thot Ihoty should be reserved for only the most critical of situations, lke when someone reat idea, Sir!ith the current cro drinks milk out of the carton Pl BLUIE RED DANPRED You're about to get SARGE'S DEATH IS IN THE PAST WE NEED TO LOOK TO THE FUTURE, A FUTURE FILED WITH SIMMONS! Well my gut says NO, but, then again my gut's made of an ADVANCED POLYMER It doesn't know what the hell ie's talking about STUPID GUT TM DUTCH-IRISH! SHOTGUN I would sacrillce Grll lor you, Sir. FIRE IN THE HOLE! I really dont like it when girls pay direct attention to me. That's what you get for arguing with seience. 제 14a

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Grifisns as heard in I just can't take this! We're all going to die! What can say about Sarge. except of course good viddance! But seriously. Sarge lived a great life. And now that too! 2ing! Protect me, cone! hes dead, our lives ave pretty good We don't get paid enough to do stuff. That's one oflife's great mysteries, is? Why are we here? Are we the product of some cosmic coincidencoe, or is there really a God.. watching everything? You know,with a plan for us and stuf. I dont knoa, man, but it keeps me up at night.. OH UP YOURS... UP YOURS, SIR! Oh yeah?! Well theres no "you" in team either So l guess if I'm not on the team, and you're not on the team, then nobody's on the Goddamn team! The team sucks! was born to take it easy. I'm no stranger to sarcasm, sir. WHAT'S YOUR ZOMBIE PLAN? 1 There are two kinds of people in the world those who have a plan prepared for when the zombies take over the Earth, and those who don't. Shotgun! We call those last people DINNER. Iim too good looking to die WHY WONT YOU JUST KILL ME?! Why would I be afraid of bats? And why would you even ask that question? Were there bats or something? That's a weird thing to ask for no reason Not in the face! l think it looks more like a puma. TODAY IS ACTUALLY A GOOD DAY TO RETREAT. CANT WE PUSH DYING what is your problema TO A WEEK FROM FRIDAY? Rooster 워 . Teeth XBOX360 ミ照
Grifisns as heard in I just can't take this! We're all going to die! What can say about Sarge. except of course good viddance! But seriously. Sarge lived a great life. And now that too! 2ing! Protect me, cone! hes dead, our lives ave pretty good We don't get paid enough to do stuff. That's one oflife's great mysteries, is? Why are we here? Are we the product of some cosmic coincidencoe, or is there really a God.. watching everything? You know,with a plan for us and stuf. I dont knoa, man, but it keeps me up at night.. OH UP YOURS... UP YOURS, SIR! Oh yeah?! Well theres no "you" in team either So l guess if I'm not on the team, and you're not on the team, then nobody's on the Goddamn team! The team sucks! was born to take it easy. I'm no stranger to sarcasm, sir. WHAT'S YOUR ZOMBIE PLAN? 1 There are two kinds of people in the world those who have a plan prepared for when the zombies take over the Earth, and those who don't. Shotgun! We call those last people DINNER. Iim too good looking to die WHY WONT YOU JUST KILL ME?! Why would I be afraid of bats? And why would you even ask that question? Were there bats or something? That's a weird thing to ask for no reason Not in the face! l think it looks more like a puma. TODAY IS ACTUALLY A GOOD DAY TO RETREAT. CANT WE PUSH DYING what is your problema TO A WEEK FROM FRIDAY? Rooster 워 . Teeth XBOX360 ミ照

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Tuckerisms as heard in How cOME I NEVER GET TO USE THE SRIPER RIFLE?!?! Hey Alien dude, what's your name? Honk? Naaaame...? Honk honk? I. Am. Tuck-er. This. Is. Church. That's Bitchpants McCrabby. Blarg YES, I AM AFRAIn OF BLACK STuFF Bow cHICKA Bow wow! Invest in real estate. There's no such thing as a permanent record Always eat breakfast All the girls on the internet are actually dudes And you should never, ever buy the extended warranty on anything, EVER. What's to understand about, "swish swish stab?" It's a sword, dude, not a fighter jet. Dude, I kneW yov could pick up chicks in a tank! For the record, I want you to knon rocks are not people. Ima lover. Not a thinker. PEOPLE LEARN EN LISH ALL THE TIME. IT ARENT THAT HARD. If you had backed up any further you would've had to mail him the bullets! What? I ca hear you over the C sound of your teamkilling! l'm just chillin'. That's the only rule on Blue Team: Be cool. Rooster Teeth XBOX360
Tuckerisms as heard in How cOME I NEVER GET TO USE THE SRIPER RIFLE?!?! Hey Alien dude, what's your name? Honk? Naaaame...? Honk honk? I. Am. Tuck-er. This. Is. Church. That's Bitchpants McCrabby. Blarg YES, I AM AFRAIn OF BLACK STuFF Bow cHICKA Bow wow! Invest in real estate. There's no such thing as a permanent record Always eat breakfast All the girls on the internet are actually dudes And you should never, ever buy the extended warranty on anything, EVER. What's to understand about, "swish swish stab?" It's a sword, dude, not a fighter jet. Dude, I kneW yov could pick up chicks in a tank! For the record, I want you to knon rocks are not people. Ima lover. Not a thinker. PEOPLE LEARN EN LISH ALL THE TIME. IT ARENT THAT HARD. If you had backed up any further you would've had to mail him the bullets! What? I ca hear you over the C sound of your teamkilling! l'm just chillin'. That's the only rule on Blue Team: Be cool. Rooster Teeth XBOX360

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Churchisms THERES A FINE LINE BETWEEN NOT LISTENING AND NOT CARING I LIKE TO THINKI WALK THAT LINE EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE IAM--. THE BEST MY NAME IS LEONARD CHURCH AND YOU WILL FEAR MY LASER FACE! No matter how bad things seem, they can't be any better, and they can't be any worse, because that's the way things are, and you better get used to it, Nancy Ouit your bitchin How do I make it do the thing where everything gets closer and bigger? Zoom! Yeah, that's it.Zoom What? Do I say Zoom? Zoom, rifle! WHO IS RUNNING Dibis MY1 Son of a SooaARNG MADRE DE DIOS I've gut half a mind te hill yau .. and the alher half agrees! ALWAYS HATED YOU THE MUST. l they ever do is just stond there and tolk I can't believe I died for this army. HURK...BLAHIH. 143
Churchisms THERES A FINE LINE BETWEEN NOT LISTENING AND NOT CARING I LIKE TO THINKI WALK THAT LINE EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE IAM--. THE BEST MY NAME IS LEONARD CHURCH AND YOU WILL FEAR MY LASER FACE! No matter how bad things seem, they can't be any better, and they can't be any worse, because that's the way things are, and you better get used to it, Nancy Ouit your bitchin How do I make it do the thing where everything gets closer and bigger? Zoom! Yeah, that's it.Zoom What? Do I say Zoom? Zoom, rifle! WHO IS RUNNING Dibis MY1 Son of a SooaARNG MADRE DE DIOS I've gut half a mind te hill yau .. and the alher half agrees! ALWAYS HATED YOU THE MUST. l they ever do is just stond there and tolk I can't believe I died for this army. HURK...BLAHIH. 143

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Caboosisms as heard in My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I... Hate... BABIES.! Tueker did it I try not to think while I'm sleeping. I like me. I am allergic to things that I do not want to do WE ARE IN THE FUTURE, THINGS ARE VERY SHINY HERE. I do not want to catch pregnancy! Hey chicka bump bump I WILL EAT YOUR UNHAPPINESS! Why don't you just try walking on your hands. Then you can use your feet for high fives and eating sandwiches, you know, the important stuff. That guy Tex is really a robot... and you're his boyfriend! So that makes you... a gay robot. Your toast has been burnt, and no amount of scraping will remove the black part THAT 16 My FAVORITE TIME OF THEM ALL Time isn't made of lines! It is made of circles. That is why clocks are round. I will take the easy version please. LOOK AT WHAT I TOOK CREDIT FOR FINDING! Why are there six pedals and only four directions? I don't wat to live ia a world without big explosioas! they cart see me... cansee them. Dancing time! Speak now! Or forever rest in peace! For liberty... and justice for all! The end.
Caboosisms as heard in My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I... Hate... BABIES.! Tueker did it I try not to think while I'm sleeping. I like me. I am allergic to things that I do not want to do WE ARE IN THE FUTURE, THINGS ARE VERY SHINY HERE. I do not want to catch pregnancy! Hey chicka bump bump I WILL EAT YOUR UNHAPPINESS! Why don't you just try walking on your hands. Then you can use your feet for high fives and eating sandwiches, you know, the important stuff. That guy Tex is really a robot... and you're his boyfriend! So that makes you... a gay robot. Your toast has been burnt, and no amount of scraping will remove the black part THAT 16 My FAVORITE TIME OF THEM ALL Time isn't made of lines! It is made of circles. That is why clocks are round. I will take the easy version please. LOOK AT WHAT I TOOK CREDIT FOR FINDING! Why are there six pedals and only four directions? I don't wat to live ia a world without big explosioas! they cart see me... cansee them. Dancing time! Speak now! Or forever rest in peace! For liberty... and justice for all! The end.

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