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) 0:02 / 0.03 Funny baby girl says "shoot me" with no hesitation 9,973 views · Aug 30, 2017

) 0:02 / 0.03 Funny baby girl says "shoot me" with no hesitation 9,973 views · Aug 30, 2017

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But there was no question.

“The question is, what is the question?" – Egg Head

“The question is, what is the question?" – Egg Head

Morale Failure

HOW TO MAKE OATMEAL Milk Harwtly oats Water cinnamon and sugar HandEye doordington Grivial. faiture First pour water into a small pot to boil. Then... H--------, you ruined everything Like everything you do That's milk not water you f------ idiot This is exactly why your wife left you You didn't even pour it into the container properly

HOW TO MAKE OATMEAL Milk Harwtly oats Water cinnamon and sugar HandEye doordington Grivial. faiture First pour water into a small pot to boil. Then... H--------, you ruined everything Like everything you do That's milk not water you f------ idiot This is exactly why your wife left you You didn't even pour it into the container properly

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Report your missing badge

When you tell Precinct 41 that you've lost your badge Cop on the radio: Other cop on the radio: Lieutenant Kitsuragi: You:

When you tell Precinct 41 that you've lost your badge Cop on the radio: Other cop on the radio: Lieutenant Kitsuragi: You:

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FALN WILL PIMES

FALN WILL PIMES

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"Do you remember the smell of your childhood Harry?"

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The Party Pipeline!

JOYCE MESSIER – "Meth- and dextro-amphetamine, GBL and various synthetic psychedelics. Honestly, it might be quicker to say what you *can't* make from the stuff." ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Challenging: Success] - S--- yeah, baby, it's the Party Pipeline! Why would want to shut that down? you YOU - "Why are you trying to shut down the Party Pipeline?"

JOYCE MESSIER – "Meth- and dextro-amphetamine, GBL and various synthetic psychedelics. Honestly, it might be quicker to say what you *can't* make from the stuff." ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Challenging: Success] - S--- yeah, baby, it's the Party Pipeline! Why would want to shut that down? you YOU - "Why are you trying to shut down the Party Pipeline?"

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The Art Cop thought

ACTUAL ART DEGREE Temporary research bonus: -1 Perception: Can't even look at this s--- Research time: 1h 30m PROBLEM/ SOLUTION other ast savag Yeah, it's another copotype -- the worst one. The most savage and brutal. The Art Cop. Nothing is good enough for him. Everything is *s---". You have to employ an armada of adjectives to depict and demean the mediocrity of the works and visual institutions around you. Really *flex* that critical muscle. Until the vocabulary for PUNISHING mediocrity becomes second nature. Here we go...

ACTUAL ART DEGREE Temporary research bonus: -1 Perception: Can't even look at this s--- Research time: 1h 30m PROBLEM/ SOLUTION other ast savag Yeah, it's another copotype -- the worst one. The most savage and brutal. The Art Cop. Nothing is good enough for him. Everything is *s---". You have to employ an armada of adjectives to depict and demean the mediocrity of the works and visual institutions around you. Really *flex* that critical muscle. Until the vocabulary for PUNISHING mediocrity becomes second nature. Here we go...

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The Volumetric Shit Compressor Thought

THOUGHT COMPLETE VOLUMETRIC S--- COMPRESSOR Bizarre scientific news from Revachol West today, where a police officer's s--- has been observed at a pressure of around 495 giga-decimals. These metallic hydrogen levels of s----togetherness were thought to exist only at the center of collapsing stars, not law officials. It remains to be seen how long the s----singularity lasts. All Endurance White Checks unlocked Learning cap for Endurance raised to 4 ACCEPT ▼

THOUGHT COMPLETE VOLUMETRIC S--- COMPRESSOR Bizarre scientific news from Revachol West today, where a police officer's s--- has been observed at a pressure of around 495 giga-decimals. These metallic hydrogen levels of s----togetherness were thought to exist only at the center of collapsing stars, not law officials. It remains to be seen how long the s----singularity lasts. All Endurance White Checks unlocked Learning cap for Endurance raised to 4 ACCEPT ▼

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The Strike

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